sociopathicjacket
IF YOU HATE ME, YOU SHOULD KILL ME
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sociopathicjacket 1 hour ago
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I have 76 pages of cookie clicker on my phone
keep going. you can start deleting family pictures if you need more space
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sociopathicjacket 1 hour ago
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A redditor u/spottedgolfing shares the process of the penny floor they installed into their homes foyer.
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sociopathicjacket 1 hour ago
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sociopathicjacket 1 hour ago
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I鈥檓 proud to identify as morosexual. I鈥檓 attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. A guy asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was once and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight
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sociopathicjacket 2 hours ago
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How i look when I see a loud noise
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sociopathicjacket 2 hours ago
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imagining a metal concert where a mosh pit starts and the vocalist is like woah woah hold up stop the music what are you all doing what the hell has gotten into you
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sociopathicjacket 2 hours ago
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When the music is loud AND bad
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"gee I wonder how I will transfer this information reliably across long distances"
the trustworthy telecommunications dish:
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sociopathicjacket 3 hours ago
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Illinois released all of the rejected applicants for the new state flag design contest, and I love so many of these that I have to share them lol.
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sociopathicjacket 10 hours ago
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The same artist made these two 35 years apart:
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1750s Henry Robert Morland (British artist, 1716-1797) A Girl Ironing Shirt Sleeves
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1785 Henry Robert Morland (British artist, 1716-1797) Laundry Maid Ironing
WHICH IS SO COOL and also shows the change of fashion.
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sociopathicjacket 10 hours ago
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Fourth time now I've tried to propose to my wife and has gone horribly wrong first I put the engagement ring in the wine glass she drank that next time I tried putting it in the cake she ate that at the last point I decided to give it to the waiter to give to her she still ate him too like I've lost so much money but God what a woman
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sociopathicjacket 10 hours ago
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Fourth time now I've tried to propose to my wife and has gone horribly wrong first I put the engagement ring in the wine glass she drank that next time I tried putting it in the cake she ate that at the last point I decided to give it to the waiter to give to her she still ate him too like I've lost so much money but God what a woman
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sociopathicjacket 10 hours ago
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Fairies Don鈥檛 Exist But You Do聽- Submitted by alliveirrr
#9BCBBC #BDCFD1 #D7B7C4 #EAE2DF #DBC3BF #D2D0C1 #D0BFCA
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sociopathicjacket 14 hours ago
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B O R N T O O T A L L
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sociopathicjacket 14 hours ago
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ive found that partially treated mental illness can sometimes look to uninvolved onlookers like faked mental illness.
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sociopathicjacket 14 hours ago
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was watching this video of a person making piplup out of polymer clay when all of a sudden theyre making???? guns????????
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sociopathicjacket 14 hours ago
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don鈥檛 kill yourself because the internet is going to be really funny when Elon gets assassinated
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