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Conversation I heard in Starbucks
*A guy and a girl walk in and order their coffee. They sit across from each other and just start talking. The guy asks her if she'd like to go out with him. She politely turns him down and says she's not interested. The guy begins to rant about how "nice guys finish last"*
Guy: I've known you since freshman year! I've been there during all your break ups with jerks and you treat me like this?
Girl: So just because you're there for me, I should date you? Is that what you're saying?
Guy: I'm just saying you should give me a chance.
Girl: Listen, I just don't like you in that way. I'm not looking for a relationship and I want us to be friends, and nothing more. I'm sorry, I just want to stay where we are right now.
Guy: Why don't you like me? It's because I'm not an asshole, huh?
Girl: You gotta be fucking kidding me. You seriously think I go for guys who treat me like garbage? I go for guys who I like, guys who don't play the "nice guys finish last" card.
Guy: I'm just saying what needs to be said. You don't appreciate all the things that I've done for you.
Girl: Oh yeah? Like what?
Guy: There was that one time I got you some pads when you were on your...you know....
Girl: OH, SO BECAUSE YOU HELPED ME PREVENT MY PANTIES FROM LOOKING LIKE SOMETHING THAT CLEANED UP A MURDER SCENE, I SHOULD TOTALLY FUCK YOU, RIGHT?
Guy: Please, just lower your voice, you're causing a scene-.
Girl: NO, LET THEM KNOW YOU'RE A FUCKWAD THAT THINKS I SHOULD RIDE YOUR DICK JUST BECAUSE YOU TREAT ME LIKE A HUMAN.
Girl: I don't owe you ANYTHING. I'm grateful for the things you've done for me, but it's hard to remain grateful when you act like an inconsiderate jerk like you're doing right now.
Girl: Do me a favor and get your head out of your ass, it's not a hat. Stick to a fedora like all the other "friend-zoned" guys out there.
*the whole cafe sits in silence*
*barista starts clapping*
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I'll have to get a new bed before I let another person sleep in your spot.
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I fight Rape Culture because
When I told my ex boyfriend about my rape
He ‘forgave’ me.
I fight Rape Culture because
I saw my baby sister age overnight
As she told me about her best friend getting molested.
I fight Rape Culture because
My closest friend was abused as a child
And he told nobody but me.
It took him 13 years to open up.
I fight Rape Culture because
My friends admit to letting their partners fuck them when they don’t want it
Then laugh it off as typical male behaviour.
I fight Rape Culture because
Saying that you’re raping someone is perfectly acceptable
If you’re playing a video game.
I fight Rape Culture because
Men tell me they are insulted when women walking in front of them start to walk faster.
As if their ego is more important than our safety.
I fight Rape Culture because
If I tell somebody their rape joke isn’t funny
I am told that I’m uptight.
I fight Rape Culture because
It won’t die out
Unless we kill it ourselves.
I Fight Rape Culture
Lomticks-of-toast.tumblr.com (via lomticks-of-toast)
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i’m that friend that has to walk behind the group when the path isn’t big enough. i’m that friend that gets cut off in the conversation. i’m that friend that gets left behind when i asked for them to wait for me. i’m that friend that doesn’t get invited to hang out alot. i’m that friend that if i want to go to the mall or some place with a friend i have to be the one to invite people to make sure i get included. i’ll always be that friend.
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I hope you fall in love
With someone who always texts back and never lets
You fall asleep thinking you’re
Unwanted.
I hope you fall in love with someone
Who holds your hand during the scary parts of
Horror movies and burns
Cookies with you when you’re
Too busy dancing around the
Kitchen.
I hope you fall in love with
Someone who sees galaxies in your eyes
And hears music in your
Heartbeats.
I hope you fall in love with someone who
Tickles you and makes you smile
On hard days and on easy
Ones.
But beyond all that I hope
You fall in love with someone
Who will never leave you behind
And who will never take you
For granted, someone who
Will stand by you when you’re
Right and stand by you
When you’re wrong,
Someone who has seen you at your worst
And has loved you
Still.
I hope you fall in love
With someone who
Kisses you in the rain
And hugs you in the cold and
Wouldn’t have you any other
Way.
Wouldn’t It Be Wonderful, l.h.k. (via c-oquetry)
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I still love you
(9:05pm)
no I don’t.
(9:06pm)
I’m so confused. why did this happen.
(2:26am)
I want you to be happy. if this is what it takes then I’m okay with it. be happy. for me. please.
(10:45am)
don’t you ever give up.
(12:02am)
I kind of hate you for leaving me.
(8:57pm)
but I still love you.
(8:59pm)
I won’t look at you in person but I talk to you in my head
(11:14am)
you’re a better listener this way.
(11:15am)
I’m sorry.
(1:43am)
maybe if I wasn’t so fucked up this wouldn’t have happened
(3:37am)
no. it’s not my fault.
(3:38am)
but it kind of is.
(3:39am)
I hate this
(2:00pm)
I don’t know who I am without you.
(12:01am)
why can’t things be like they were before
(10:13am)
please come back to me. I need you. you need me.
(1:58am)
we are so goddamn bad for each other it’s beautiful. I’m addicted to our heartbreak.
(4:06am)
I went through our old messages. I cried because you promised to always be there. you lied.
(9:16pm)
you smiled at me in the hall today. i thought my chest was being ripped open
(11:36pm)
I’m glad you’re smiling though.
(11:37pm)
texts I saved but never sent you since you left me. (via siameasy)
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Sometimes,
I feel like ripping apart my skin,
and searching for a reason for why
I feel this empty.
Maybe my veins are tangled,
or something is lodged
in my ribcage.
Because it feels like
something inside of me is
missing or broken.
Unknown (via highrapunzel)
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I was hanging out with old friends last night and I couldn't even enjoy it because I wanted so badly to be hanging out with you and your friends.
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— This is it, Joel. It’s going to be gone soon.
— I know.
— What do we do?
— Enjoy it.
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