when Walter white said "smoking marijuana, eating Cheetos, and masturbating does not constitute plans in my book" he was wrong. this is the moment he really became Heisenberg. if you ask me
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another day of saying things I don't necessarily even agree with
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there needs to be a jesus on the cross emoji that i can use any time i have to go to work in an hour
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So embarrassing but who cares. But so embarrassing but who cares but it鈥檚 so embarrassing but also who cares but it really is embarrassing but really who cares BUT it鈥檚 so embarrassing though probably nobody cares but it鈥檚 embarrassing asf and nobody cares but
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this animal
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these fawns laying amongst a million pillows is how i want to live my life every day
(credit to fuzzyfawnwildlife on instagram. she is a fawn rehabilitator and they鈥檙e all alive and well, just being transported)
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If U think i鈥檓 annoying
Block me
If U think i鈥檓 handsome
Suck me
If U think i鈥檓 restless
Walk me
If U think i鈥檓 hairy
Pluck me
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I don鈥檛 understand her body
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i must not afternoon nap. afternoon nap is the mind-killer. afternoon nap is the little death that brings total obliteration. i will face my afternoon sleepy tired and permit it to pass over and through me. and when it has gone i will turn the inner eye to see its path. where the afternoon sleepy tired has gone there will be nothing. only i will remain
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i hate nerves and anxiety. oh nooo i am scared of acting like a weird bitch to remedy this i will act like a weird bitch
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