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I go from (◕‿◕ )
to (눈‿눈 ) 
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Never again, Clear.
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opening vs normal vs chibi
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IT’S A WARM BODIES AU
ok so sousuke ate haru… so he gained all of haru’s memories. then when he finds mako, he is compelled to protect the poor baby 
I FEEL TERRIBLE
P.S. when your art style doesn’t fit what you want to draw (ノ T o T)ノ ┫:・’.::・
P.P.S. remember when mako x shovel was a thing
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Pink Gold 5 - Zaria
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(A gay couple has just met up in the restaurant and kissed each other upon arrival. Another customer has seen this and is obviously angry.)
Angry Customer: “Damn f**s.”
Gay Man: “Excuse me?”
Angry Customer: “You heard me, you little s***. Let’s not make this into some little pride protest, okay? I have to accept that you’re going to live your lifestyle, and you have to accept that I’ve got freedom of speech.”
Gay Man: *quietly* “Is it too much to ask for a little human decency?”
Angry Customer: “Human? Listen up, what you’re doing is not human. I think I have the right to determine what I think is human.”
(The manager shows up. He’s a quiet Italian man who I assume is conservative due to the Christian imagery and portrait of Reagan he keeps around the restaurant.)
Angry Customer: *to the owner* “Hey, can you move either them or us to another table?”
(Instead of responding to the angry customer, the owner instead speaks to his wife.)
Owner: “I’m sorry ma’am, but we have a strict ‘no pets’ policy in my restaurant.”
Wife: “Uh, I, uh, what? I don’t have a—”
Owner: “Well, according to your talking monkey over here, I can determine who’s a human and who’s not. You bring an animal into my restaurant; I gotta assume it’s your pet.”
(The angry customer storms out. When I left, the owner was giving his description, and copies of security camera footage, to the biggest crowd of police I’ve seen. Apparently it’s a bad idea to not pay your bill at a restaurant that gives free coffee to cops.)
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can we have the next dorito face comic?
people are still really into this comic god damn
um ill try to get something up today
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in like every yaoi the uke always gets picked up by some rich guy that falls for him instantly and he’s always like “you can stay in my mansion don’t worry I’ll pay all of your debts and you’ll never have to worry about anything ever again”
like seriously where do I sign up to be an uke
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WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!?
WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK IS THIS?!?!?
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so basically when you have your period and your lower back hurts it is because your hips are contracting and spreading apart, only slightly, to make room for the release of the blood and linings of your uterus. so basically your body is going through a small and mild labor to push out the dead insides of your uterus. so basically I have gone through labor and basically I don’t want children. 
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wolf playing in the snow
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this is pedophilia. this is pedophilia. this is pedophilia. this is pedophilia. this is pedophilia. this is pedophilia. stop fucking using this word. this is not a good word. you can find other words that aren’t literally talking about sexually attractive children. stop fucking using this word.
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