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when the fic is so good you need to exit out of the browser app and scroll on tumblr for a few minutes to process what you’re reading

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babysitting

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slowly making up for the art I've never posted

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I just know that every time Peni will appear on screen in btsv I will cry. My poor baby.

no stop im so sad we're never gonna get to see itsv peni agaib she was such a cutie🙁🙁

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reblog if you believe fanfics are as valid as books that were published and sold by authors who write as their main careers. I'm trying to prove a point

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Since y'all liked my last post so much, here, have another Noir ramble:

I have four (4) different Noir's in my head. They are as follows:

Spider-Man Peter Benjamin Parker (2009 comic):

he is shorter than all of them, he is but a child. He is very angry at the world and will stab you if you do anything slightly evil. Please do not hurt him any more than he already has been hurt. (He has been hurt a lot) In May Parker's words:

Leave that boy!

Spider-Man Peter Parker (2020 comic/Spider-Geddon):

So technically he is still an extension of the 2009 comic, but. The universe is really different, and Noir has an entirely different personality. So my headcanon is that this is a different noir- easily seen by the different pallet, going from just sepia to full monochrome. He is my least favorite, but mostly because he is the most mentally stable (imo). He's the private eye, he fights gods on the weekends, and (this gets the most points) he has a cat. He also (artistically) is the most creature, which is a massive win for all Spider-Noir fans.

Spider-Man Noir Peter Parker (Shattered Dimensions):

I'm going to be completely honest, I have not played Shattered Dimensions. But I've watched a bunch of playthroughs, and I have to admit, this Noir has the best fit out of all of them. I know, I know, hot take. But have you seen that spider-symbol on the back of his jacket? And that turtleneck? Also he is so fruity (/pos). Like, he goes "time for some razzle-dazzle" and "You read my mind, sister" and calls Hammerhead "Mister." Idk, he's just so endearing. Also he gets his own spidersense?

And finally, the most well-know goober of them all:

Spider-Noir Peter Benjamin Parker (ITSV/ATSV)

Old old man. When people combine all of them, there's age discourse, but I like to think this is a completley seperate variant (see: getting bitten by a radioactive spider, being a private eye) and also he is much older. Up to you how much. Father of Peni Parker, definitely going to accidentally adopt his younger selves. Doesn't mean hes not also very pathetic sad depressed emo man (/pos).

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im so sad most of the b team (noir, peni and ham) fanart is from 2023 because it feels weird reblogging stuff a year later like spider verse fandom come back wheres the more recent art☹️

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Being part of a small fandom has its negative points, like how there isn’t a lot of fan content of it.

But on the other side I love it so much.

There’s barely any messed up people or messed up fan content in it and when you find an account that’s part of the same fandom it feels really special and cool.

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i never post on here but i made little pictures that remind me of comic and itsv noir. so yay yy!

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I want to lock him in my attic and keep him safe 😔

sometimes i'll just stare at 2009 noir and realise he's seriously just a little kid burdened with power and Responsibilty ☹️

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I love Spider-Man noirs intro so fucking much. because they give us this angsty, fist fighting, gun wielding, hard boiled detective who is depressed, dissociative, and has self destructive tendencies and then immediately follow it up with he's addicted to chocolate milk

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My character development is changing my opinion from ‘ itsv noir is 19’ to ‘ itsv noir is at least in his late thirties’

…which is probably concerning.

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spider-man noir is musically inclined but will deny it

hand him a saxophone? He turns into duke silver. Leave him in a room with a piano? You best believe it’ll draw him in like a moth to flame. And while no one has ever heard noir sing, webslinger is convinced he's excellent at it. So much so he’s even bet 15¢ (around $5 in the modern day) on it. And if noir ever were to sing webslinger would find himself with a few extra cents in his pockets

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you know Diluc's head maid, Adelinde? i have a headcanon for her.

i wanna believe she became a maid working for Diluc's dad, Crepus when she was a teenager, say 15-17 years old and stayed working there since. i imagine she was there helping around when Diluc was born and growing up. and of course taking care of Kaeya when he was adopted as well. the fight between the brothers im sure devastated her because im sure she sees Diluc and Kaeya as sons/little brothers. i feel like no matter how old she gets, she's going to stay working as a maid for the Dawn Winery just to watch over Diluc and Kaeaya for as long as she can. and perhaps one day get to see them have kids of their own as well.

in other words, i think Adelinde is neat and definitely cares a lot about Diluc and Kaeya.

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Yes 😭 I’m currently gaslighting myself into believing it will be in character with the comics

im so scared for the mischaracterisation that'll come out alongside the live action noir series ☹️

(i also just found out i can colour my posts holy shit)

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I could not take the spider-god seriously while they took the shape of ding-ding the cat 😭 it was amazing

one of my favourite things about Noir is the fact that this a grown man naming his cat "ding-ding" and even calling it "ding-a-ling" like someone get this guy a LIFE!! 🙄/j

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quick noir keychain ideas …. getting desperate for merch since everything’s either expensive / hard to find 😞 gotta make it myself