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corepig chase vs comrade house

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cumming for the fifth time in a row and instead of making double peace signs i accidentally make double war signs and am forced to lead the march to war

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messy eater

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Good naps will have you sleeping in poses usually reserved for dead insects

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Jayce wakes up at 2am to Viktor raiding his kitchen for shredded cheese probably

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happy new year to all the party people, please keep griffons away from the party supplies [based on this kitty]

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Mel ✨

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so ur at the party right and there’s this girl in the corner with another girl on a leash with the puppy ears on standard stuff and u start talking to her and she introduces the girl on the leash and says “this is my little puppy, Emily. say hi Emily” and the leash girl does a little bark at u and u say “oh that’s nice” and ur looking for a way to avoid the awkward silence during a 4 second period that feels like a half hour so u ask “does she know any tricks?” so the girl says “come on girl, show ‘em” and the puppy girl gets up pulls out a skateboard and starts doing the sickest kick flips u ever saw

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showering is basically a magical girl transformation for the mentally ill

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do you ever get so high that you have a breakthrough in your understanding of how autistic you appear to other people

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why did you stop posting immediately after the assassination of the united healthcare ceo

ok fine. you got me. i was the CEO

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fifth grader's report card with straight As and at the bottom the teacher wrote "extremely violent and dangerous young man"

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🤯 wowwww she's so pretty!!! ...u-uhm but I don't have a skinniness fetish or anything 😨

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gal pals

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the fat mouse tboy