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i was jumanji’d too when i was a kid but no one cared

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Pikmkin 2 is the ultimate Dad Simulator… you’re just two dads taking care of your hundreds of children

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"i like your tattoos" theyd look better on your bedroom floor

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(depeche mode voice) your own. personal. pizza

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swifties always going on the "you just hate women" defense like first of all Taylor Swift is not a woman she's an unskippable ad

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this is literally the funniest plot twist in any form of media ever

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The tomb of Martin the Warrior.

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Genuinely .

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saw this on twitter and though tumblr folks would appreciate it

edit: realized I forgot to add alt text to the image! updated now. i don't have much experience with alt text so if I inadvertently made it harder for a screen reader let me know and I'll try to fix it!

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kinda fucked how a full-blown mental breakdown/ugly sobbing crying episode is supposed be like, all good for your soul and whatever but it always comes with insane headache/congestion shit. like yeah i scream-exorcised a rotting part of myself but at what cost.

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film backwards is milf. certainly on purpose

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