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To all the leftists who promoted not voting, I hope you’re happy.

I hope you’re happy that your performative activism came at the cost of trans people’s basic human rights.

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Heh. Women

They forgot to shave

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The emotions I felt while reading op’s post is how I imagine boomers feel when their grandchild shows them a skibidi toilet hawk tuah YouTube short

the person asserting the make-a-wish child's right to an aryan doordasher is a she-ra fandom blogger embroiled in callout drama who regularly posts thousand word essays invoking the threat of femicide as the reason taylor swift can't come out as a lesbian. just for the epistemology of the concepts here.

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they need to invent the opposite of an nda called an fda where u have to tell everyone everything

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the most terrifying part of wreck-it ralph was definitely the arcade owner hooking up every single machine to the same power strip

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a british man must work at tescos at least once in his life

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*My coworker being too anxious to approach the group of teens in the store messing up the cosmetics testers*

Me on 1 mg of Xanax:

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vehicular manslaughter chappell roan be like you can hit a hundred boys with cars

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Cracking one of these bad bois open & sharing with my mutuals

'Tis the season

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nobody talks about the refrigerator. ice magic in your house and you don't even care

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the end of men in black is so funny. your boss trains you for two days on interplanetary relations then says "ok I think you can take it from here. I'm wiping my own memory so don't bother calling me if you have any questions"