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How it feels hearing mfs say “Love Trumps hate 💕” in the year of our lord 2024 as if hate didn’t trump love 2 motherfucking times at this point

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Meet The Soldier, but Soldier actually used his fight money to buy two animal on earth.

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Singing killed his grandpa too😔, probably Loose redraw of this sfm (funniest thing ever pls watch)

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they forgot the bottom level of my hierarchy of needs when they made this pyramid

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actually being aro is a tragedy. not for me but for the allos. I'm a catch.

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does it kind of annoy anyone else that any time aromanticism or aro pride and such are brought up it always has to be from the lense of being aroace. as if you can't be one without being the other. like it's the expectation that if you're aromantic, you must also therefore be asexual. and if you're only one of these things, particularly aromantic but not asexual, you're weird. like yes it's fine to not have interest in romantic relations so long as you aren't interested in sexual relations either. you must be some sort of freak to only feel sexual attraction and not romantic attraction as well. this kind of also applies to asexuals who aren't aromantic but i kind of feel like it's kind of worse with people who are just aromantic (hi). romantic love is just seen as more pure and acceptable than sexual attraction and i dont really know how to feel about that

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you ever cry so much you need a liquid iv to recover

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you ever cry so much you need a liquid iv to recover

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They should hide a secret layer of yummy taste under all the nasty taste on Nintendo switch cartridges to reward the children whose hearts are most devoted and true

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Remember when in The Boys Comics when Vought installs Vic the Veep as the vice presidential pick with the plan being president Dakota Bob dying in his first term so Vought can functionally take power for their own goals?

Well guess what the same thing is literally fucking happening right now in real life but with JD Vance and the 78 year old Trump who is clearly in poor health.

Vance will be waiting to invoke the 25th amendment and take control of the presidency at the first possible moment. Then his handlers will enact project 2025. Vote like your freedom depends on it because it does.

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I told her I was going to the bank.. I didn’t say which one!!!

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Homeless Stanley, oh how I love you

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The flow state I go into doing a productive thing I enjoy:

The flow state I go into while picking my skin:

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im sorry but people administering oaths in court or testimonies sound so unserious

DO YOU, under penalty of PRISON TIME or FINE…

…pinky promise to tell the truth 👉👈

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im sorry but people administering oaths in court or testimonies sound so unserious

DO YOU, under penalty of PRISON TIME or FINE…

…pinky promise to tell the truth 👉👈

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Twitter users, check THIS shit out:

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I feel like someone is standing next to me talking about how I'm dead