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you ever cry so much you need a liquid iv to recover

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you ever cry so much you need a liquid iv to recover

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They should hide a secret layer of yummy taste under all the nasty taste on Nintendo switch cartridges to reward the children whose hearts are most devoted and true

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Remember when in The Boys Comics when Vought installs Vic the Veep as the vice presidential pick with the plan being president Dakota Bob dying in his first term so Vought can functionally take power for their own goals?

Well guess what the same thing is literally fucking happening right now in real life but with JD Vance and the 78 year old Trump who is clearly in poor health.

Vance will be waiting to invoke the 25th amendment and take control of the presidency at the first possible moment. Then his handlers will enact project 2025. Vote like your freedom depends on it because it does.

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I told her I was going to the bank.. I didn’t say which one!!!

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Homeless Stanley, oh how I love you

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The flow state I go into doing a productive thing I enjoy:

The flow state I go into while picking my skin:

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im sorry but people administering oaths in court or testimonies sound so unserious

DO YOU, under penalty of PRISON TIME or FINE…

…pinky promise to tell the truth 👉👈

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im sorry but people administering oaths in court or testimonies sound so unserious

DO YOU, under penalty of PRISON TIME or FINE…

…pinky promise to tell the truth 👉👈

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Twitter users, check THIS shit out:

cisgender

I feel like someone is standing next to me talking about how I'm dead

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Funniest thing about modern gravity falls fans is probably the fact they're seeing so much scientist yaoi recently and they'll come into the show completely spoiled. however, 2012 gravity falls fans did not have the luxury of knowing they would draw gay fanart of this thing

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I hate when a fanfiction has completely out of left field therapy speak being said by character who would literally never use that kind of language. Bro probably calls psychiatrists “shrinks” he is NOT saying “you need to work on building boundaries and bottling up your emotions”

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As a kid I was like “aw man it must suck for Wolverine because to use his claws he has to have them stab through his skin :( ”

Well guess what younger me, we now have CONSTANT RAGING ECZEMA FLARES on both hands so when I make a fist my skin breaks on the back of my hand and it’s kinda the same shit and I can say now that it ain’t that bad after a while. You get used to it and boss up

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