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fuuuck um maybe

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As a feminist I don’t think about anything when I jerk off I kinda just piece togther conceptual abstracts

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I wish you could see Shinzo too buddy

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*saw style trap, lights turn on revealing a guy in chains*

*over the intercom* YOU KNOW WHY YOURE HERE.... YOU HIT A LITTLE GIRL COMING HOME FROM WORK. ALUQUERQUE NEW MEXICO, 2004

no i didnt

WHAT

ive never been there

DANIEL SMOTHERS?

no daniel southern

WHAT

yeah

ONE SECOND

*keyboard typing noises*

DANIEL SOUTHERN... YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID... double parking in uh... an accessible space

oh yeah. sorry

WELL YOU HAVE TO UHHH.. EAT THIS NASTY SANDWICH

*plate slides out from under door*

thats a normal sandwich

NO IT ISNT ITS NASTY

theres a puppet shaped bite taken out of it

Dont know how to end this one. Not my best.

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settings > my shower > manage my shower

water 🟩

soap 🟩

corner spider ⬜️

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I don't care if it's the best TV show of all time. I cannot be tricked into consuming a cartoon about league of legends.

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sorry kids daddy lost all his money betting on rhinoceros beetle fights again there won't be a christmas this year

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@pidgetyy

fuck with me

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too many people asking "does the bondage cockpit throne in the 30 ft. meat angel jack you off" and not enough asking "in what foul and profane ways that the mind can't comprehend does the bondage cockpit throne in the 30 ft. meat angel jack you off"

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not a wolf, not a dog, but a secret third thing

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Starting a collection

If you have more I'd love to see them this is my favorite meme format ever

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we cant ha;ve anything anyrmeo due to the green ape hour

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Surely The Time Has Come