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You're wife is hot. I want her to pierce me.

I’ll pierce your face if you try coming onto my wife, we clear?

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You and me both. Just so you know, my favorite version is a happy one, and I'll do my best to bring it out of you as much as I can. Gay scouts honor. 

I'm always right, even if other people haven't told you yet, I'll keep on reminding you for them. Things have finally started looking up for us, I mean, I know we both work a helluva lot now and it's hard to get home to spend time with each other. But we have an amazing kid, each other and yeah, the best bods in town. I've seen your abs, and Sunny didn't wreck them so I'm not so scared. Plus when the roles reverse, if I have you there to make me feel better, I know it'll be okay.  

I know, but you’ve always made me want to be the best version of myself I can be.

That’s the first time anyone’s ever told me to stop thinking so hard, but maybe you’re right. I wouldn’t want you thinking the way I am, because having a baby is beautiful and we’ve always had the best bodies in town.

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You don't need to do anything though, you're good enough for me without even trying, always have been. 

I think you worry too much, I've never met anyone as beautiful as you and I never will, stretch marks n'all. Just saying. I don't think it's me that needs cheering up, it's you. Stop thinking so hard, Baby. 

Being your wife makes me put a lot more effort in than it seems.

I think that’s a pretty good idea. At least it would cheer you up. I, on the other hand, need a lifetime supply of cocoa butter.

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And yet you always make it look so effortless. 

I don't doubt it. Maybe whenever we get around to knocking me up we can trade horror stories and compare our stretch marks, kay? 

I try my best.

It’s definitely worth it. Sucky, but worth it and I’d go through it a million times if it meant I’d get Sunny.

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Do you still call him sunny

We do, it’s pretty rare that we call him Gabriel, it’s usually just when he’s in trouble - so when he pee’s or pukes on me. To be honest, I love both names, and I can’t see him losing the nickname any time soon. 

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Definitely, that's the kinda cute I'm looking for. 

You're such a soldier, Babe. I know the stuff after the pregnancy can be a bitch but they're worth it, aren't they? The leaky boobs will stop eventually and it's not like you really have any stretch marks, not that I can see and if I were you I'd wear them with pride. You're just as beautiful to me as a mommy as you were before. 

Kissing works too.

Mommy hormones, I totally get it. Just be lucky you don’t get the leaky boobs and stretch marks too.

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Or you could just kiss me s'more, that'd probably work too. 

I think I've gained a little control of my weepy-drunk side over the years but when it comes to my kid, I don't need a drop of alcohol to make me tear up. It's just hormones or something, don't judge me. 

Maybe I should start wearing diapers and sucking on a bottle and I could gain some of that cuteness back.

See, I knew you’d get all sappy on me. I just wasn’t expecting it before the wine though.

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OOC is this just a 1x1 now? There used to be a faberry side right?

OOC: I guess so, we’d both welcome back our lovely faberry and klaine rpers if they still fancy the gig, but I’m not sure if they’ve decided to end their story where they are. I guess we’ll just have to see whether they pop up again or not. I miss them!  

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You'd be surprised, I still wake up every morning and think you're as cute as ever and it's a sight I'll never get tired of. It's definitely something you guys have in common, though I think the baby thing gives him a tiny edge. Don't be sorry, okay? I just hate to see you getting upset over something happy, though I'm a total hypocrite 'cause it's making me just as emotional. 

Sometimes I feel like he’s stolen that side from me, he just has so much cuteness it can’t be humanly possible to be born with that much. But you’re right and I’m sorry. I just didn’t expect things to go this fast, it’s crazy.

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OOC I know this isn't new-york-snix and I am super excited for this to be back (it's the only brittana rp I follow), but is everything still happening with the other one? I always fear rps I fall in love with will end lol

OOC: Don’t worry! I’m not leaving this RP and I’m definitely not leaving new-york-snix, I have big plans for both so I promise everything is still happening here and there. Also, thank you for enjoying our Brittana, we must be doing something right if you’ve given us a chance! :3

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Exactly, plus we've got some more firsts to come yet. He's not crawling properly or walking yet, or talking. Don't be upset over what hasn't happened yet, let's just enjoy all the little things while we can. Anyone would be a fool not to love him, he get's that side of him from you. 

I guess you’re right, it’s not like he’s ever going to stop being cute. Even if the firsts are limited, his cuteness is never going to be. I love him so much though.

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I pinkie promise. I mean, just think about all the fun and cute shit we've been through over the last six months with him, well we have like years and years of that to come. All we can do is be there as much as we can - which we are now - so we don't miss anything. That's the important thing, right? 

You promise we have that much stuff to look forward to? Because right now it’s pretty hard to believe, he went from being an inch tall to being a million and all I did was blink. I feel like every time I leave in the morning and come home that afternoon he’s grown so much just in that little time.

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OOC are you new-york-snix too? These two pages have similar layouts so I was curious

OOC: I am! I probably shouldn’t use the same kinda layout for all my rp’s but I always fall in love with a theme and then I use it for everything until I change it again. 

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:DDDD WELCOME BACK

OOC: Thank you! 

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I probably shouldn't have said that, so I guess that's on me. Just look at it this way, Babe. We might be upset about how fast things are moving, but we still have a ton more to look forward to. So don't be sad, you know those puppy dog eyes kill me. 

He’s halfway to his first birthday!

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OOC thought I was seeing things at first lol

OOC: I can imagine! It’s been a while since we’ve been on here, but I was talking to my Brittany and we came up with some plans and plotted a little and we decided we’d like to give it shot. So expect to see s’more of us, because we’re not done with this rp yet!

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I have the perfect solution, and it comes in the handy shape of a bottle of wine and cake. I know, I'm the best wife ever. So now Sunny's all tucked up in bed, snoozing away we can throw on a movie and totally not watch it 'cause I'm feeling sweet lady kisses would be perfect right now. Then we'll just distract ourselves, until we forget our baby is halfway to his first birthday. It's genius. 

This is the worst post ever. I already spent all morning drowning Sunny in my tears before I went to the studio, he’d absolutely hate me if I started crying on him again.