snippyschnapps
snippyschnapps
Glaive Enjoyer
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snippyschnapps · 8 hours ago
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yeah. Yeah they’re putting me in the torture labyrinth again. no there’s not even a minotaur
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snippyschnapps · 9 hours ago
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“ew thick water gross and weird” ITS NOT FUCKING FOR YOU!!!!! “ew why buy pre-cut vegetables when you can cut your own” ITS NOT FUCKING FOR YOU!!!!!! “I don’t need a device to help me put my socks on I’m not lazy” ITS NOT FUCKING FOR YOU !!!!!!!!! “Why drink liquid meals when you can cook them” ITS!!!!! NOT!!!!!! FOR!!!!!! YOU!!!!!!!!
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snippyschnapps · 9 hours ago
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i know tbh creature is the autism mascot but i think that endermen should also be one of our guys. they get it. love to hold object. purple. can teleport. direct eye contact is a sign of violence. they get it. theyre one of us
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snippyschnapps · 9 hours ago
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edgy hedgy coolest hedgy
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he's probably dorky too
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snippyschnapps · 15 hours ago
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Maria and Shadow having a little stroll
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snippyschnapps · 15 hours ago
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I think Tumblr will love this
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snippyschnapps · 1 day ago
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Ghosts that should exist soon if not already
Notifications/typing noises in otherwise empty spaces
People waving you over from the side of the road and asking if you're their Lyft. Disappear the moment you look away
Abandoned warehouses that sometimes reverberate with an unheard bass
'Cold spots' where you can't get signal (that cannot be otherwise explained)
That dispensary with the blacked out windows? It used to be a Blockbuster until the manager got shot. If it's the right kind of night and you look real close and cup your hands to block out all the light? You can watch it happen, but they might see you
Newsletters from startups that no longer exist
Hype House haunted by the reason they had to make an apology video
Pictures of a stranger in your camera roll
At 2:30 every morning you can hear a ringing bell coming from the elementary school. Thing is, they switched to a digital tone in 2013. Also, it cannot be captured electronically
Welcome to Denny's what can I start you on? You already ordered? Wait.. Tall, pink hair? *sigh* Been dead for a mtonth and she's still stealing tips
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snippyschnapps · 1 day ago
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Lord, grant me the strength to throw away this box that i'll never use, the courage to throw away this box that i'll never use, and the wisdom to throw away this box that i'll never use
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snippyschnapps · 2 days ago
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2018 tumblr post:
1: why do they call it a boner when theres no bone in it
2: there used to be
3: why does this sound so ominous
2025 tumblr post:
1: forward my shambling soldiers and slay without thinking. let blood flow into every crevice of this rotten land
2: yes my lady
3: yes my lady
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snippyschnapps · 2 days ago
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Who is this diva
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snippyschnapps · 2 days ago
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What I'm getting here is that we're not 100% on the whole species thing, but we've got this gender shit locked down.
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snippyschnapps · 2 days ago
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The Council of Toys (1513) has unanimously ruled that playing is okay and fun
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snippyschnapps · 2 days ago
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Venom dir. Ruben Fleischer | 2018
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snippyschnapps · 2 days ago
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through pure random chance someone said "jerma rip your shirt open" and he said no i like this shirt. let me put one over it and rip that instead. and he gave the nation of mexico an eternal gift
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snippyschnapps · 2 days ago
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DISCO ELYSIUM
IS NOW ON INTERNET ARCHIVE
UPLOADED BY ROBERT KURVITZ HIMSELF
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snippyschnapps · 2 days ago
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the silliest sun god
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snippyschnapps · 2 days ago
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I was doodling Ammy at work and a coworker asked me "is that a clown?" and like. I mean. She isn't not a clown.
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