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fuck it. i’m gonna go talk abt basher on the multi : @criticalfai1ure

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JAI COURTNEY as Bob Goodwin in KALEIDOSCOPE (2023-2023) Created by Eric Garcia

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thank you for sending assassins after me btw i really needed that. it meant a lot to me

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if your boyfriend starts acting up it's probably because in the wild he would be dying in a war. try attacking him for some great natural enrichment

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*kicks my feet playfully whilst lying on my front and lining up my sniper rifle*

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oh. yeah i’m being feral abt basher. okay.

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WELCOME TO THE KEY & CROWN —  ( main floor )

FIGHT NIGHT is every SECOND SATURDAY, but you can find small matchups each week throughout the month – check the calendar pinned to the notice board for scheduling. it’s posted beside the door to the men’s room. there’s a floor-level ring set up downstairs. bring your own gloves. wrap is available upon request.

      CARD NIGHT is every TUESDAY. the front of the pub is roped off for a game of HIGH STAKES POKER and impromptu games of blackjack are run by our manager, Peg O’Conner, around the bar.

BY POPULAR DEMAND there is now a KARAOKE / OPEN MIC NIGHT scheduled for the LAST SATURDAY of the month. patrons can also enjoy LIVE ENTERTAINMENT on THURSDAYS and FRIDAYS courtesy of Elsie Brightmore, our resident bard-tender.

OTHER NOTABLE FACTS :  

the large bay window in the front of the establishment overlooks Northumberland Street and outdoor seating is available during the late spring and summer months.

the pub itself is just a short three-minute walk to the centre of Trafalgar Square! conveniently located for ease of access to the underground and easy enough for both locals and tourists to find.

the owner, Sebastian “Basher” Moran, can usually be found at the corner of the bar readying his books for the upcoming fight night, behind the bar serving his regular patrons, at the bar, enjoying a few too many with friends and family, or downstairs in the centre of the ring which always proves a fight worth watching.

the kitchen manager, Eliot Spencer, has really brought what could only have been considered “usual” pub food up to a five-star level. never let it be said that food at a pub, of all places, couldn’t entice you alone!

if you need to step out for some air or a smoke, don’t forget to chat with the bouncer, Bill O’Conner, husband to manager Peg. don’t let his imposing figure deter you, he is as quick with a joke as he is to break up a fight. you’ll definitely want him on your side!

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obvs i haven’t been around on bash lately but today is an Important Day.

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catch me on @tangerinesour while i set up throughout the day or add me on disco: alex🔪#1850

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#pizzatheif : the masculine urge to out-pizza the hut.

HUGO VAN HOUTEN. a petty crime based oc. written and loved by alex🔪. est. dec 2021.  

google doc.   rap sheet.   memes.  

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anyway. i read a fic back in feb with the line “ i wouldn’t want the absence of your leash to compromise our operations ” and i have not been the same since.

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i just think we, as a people, deserve more things with moran in them.

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he’s lining up the enemy in his crosshairs when rei comes in and stabs him with a knife to the heart. hand to chest he meets her gaze, betrayal flashing behind blue eyes.   ❝   take one out of my book and kill me without warning, why don’t you?   ❞   black controller buzzes in his hand indicating he’s been shot, and bash slowly drags his attention back to the screen to make a selection for when he regenerates. he doesn’t want to think about kali getting older and what that might mean, but… maybe rei has a point. he doesn’t have to be happy about it, though, and grumbles,   ❝   what if she hates it and then hates me for bringing it into her space?   ❞

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She sits beside him, her expression saying she has an argument to make and he'd best agree with her if he knows what's good for him.

"Kali's getting on in age, and she deserves a good retirement. We should get a kitten so she can teach it to get the spiders."

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@bossmademestartablog said : “Oy. Who gave you the keys to a pub? You’ll have nothing left for the patrons.”

❝   maybe don’t be a cunt to the bloke about to let you drink in his pub for free?   ❞   bash places a pint in front of moran, settling against the bar on the other side with a grin,   ❝   and it weren’t exactly the former owner’s willing choice in the matter, considering i won it off him in a hand of cards.   ❞

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ANYWAY. IM NOT SHUTTING UP ABT THIS.

i recast ho.lmes and wa.tson for bash’s main hotd-based canon and honestly? i now need to write a modern fall.

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i recast ho.lmes and wa.tson for bash’s main hotd-based canon and honestly? i now need to write a modern fall.