they got bitches in museums? alive bitches? jay/she/her/22/tn
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Need head from a broad with acid reflux. Make it sizzle princess
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jesse don't touch that that's the growth potion i've been synthesi-no jesse DON'T
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Now if she does it like this will you do it like that now if she touches like this will you touch her right back now if she moves like this will you move like that come on
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nothing funnier than making an oc just to give him a problem. get fucked sketchbook boy
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taking my pet bacterium to the vet (broken flagella) and they put him under a microscope to put a tiny cone on him
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Now give the donkey a drink of pure wine..... to wash down the figs..!
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i love how the stakes of Walter White’s tragedy are that he’ll die of cancer at an upsettingly young age with very little to show for his ambitions in life despite being a near-genius at chemistry but the premise of Jimmy McGill’s tragedy is that he becomes this guy
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i love how defensive the last part is, the greenland shark wrote that
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i love you singers whose vocals sound desperate i love you musicians who sound like if you don’t get this song out you’re going to explode i love you songs that sound like they’re dragging the vocalist with them 80 miles per hour down the highway tied to the back of a truck i love you voice cracks in emotional songs i love you unique voices i love you music that disturbs the comfortable and comforts the disturbed
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ppl talk shit about catholics on this website but i think we need to give some hate to baptists. these bitches really looked at catholicism with its aesthetics and its statues and prayer beads and fancy baby baptism rituals and said "hmm... too Pagan for me" and literally traded it all for metal folding chairs in a building that looks like the backrooms
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In summer, the Hitokotonushi Shrine in Ibaraki sets up on oasis for bees where they can safely collect water
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a kitty is like a stuffed animal that is so heavy and it bite you and she loves you so much and you're best friends
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