He/Him, the silliest thing alive currently.
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Wish there were sweaters but like,for feet
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i came here for the satanism, stayed for the viking metal
#silly little concert with one of my fav satan bands#ghost my beloved#also vikings????#the vikings fuckin were fucking metal tho so im not complaining
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Even if it was for one year in fifth grade <3
Extra points for leaving in tags for how many years and if you still do
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I hope that little german boy is still playing fortnite und trinking cola
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people like to be all high horse and be like "how is tumblr any better than twitter or tiktok" but there's an objective difference and it's that tumblr is the only one of these sites that still lets you see only things people you follow post in chronological order which just straight up makes it a much better website
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(pls reblog I want to see what the world thinks of my embarrassing behaviors)
#mining and stone tools#when i join a server i become the farm cave gremlin#so i dig a hole in the ground and start creating a large space for any farmable plants#and when i decide that room one (along side with some small 3×3×3 rooms that are dotted on the side)#i dig down further and start floor two#and the stone tool thing is because i have so much stone from this that i just never upgrade#but yes i hold a monopoly on the food in any server i join#i always end up finding better resources but i give them to other players in exchange for seeds/armor because i never bother to craft armor
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my erectile dysfunction is so bad today dude i hate having adhd
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god im going to be fucking hallucinating this video for months ok there’s just so much to this to break down
the initial fact they’re talking through a hand puppet with the oobi eyes
the horrible, horrible desynch between their words and the movements of the hand
lack of any clear place the hand is looking
“dwells in the depths”. just the whole sentence itself and the weird inflection on it.
the fact that the dude clearly already discovered this thing and was so moved by it they went to record it
“wuoah”, and the split second of open-palmed hand that no longer resembles a puppet
the weird fade in on the music and the fact it sounds a little distorted at first
the very specific but undefinable emotion conveyed by the music
the inconsistent zoom
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TODAY IT’S A GREAT DAY BECAUSE IT’S MARCH 15th THE DAY WHEN DENZEL CROCKER LOST HIS HAPPINESS AND IT’S ALSO ANNOY SQUIDWARD DAY
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