I asked my nephew how old his dad was and he replied “six”. I said how can he only be six if you’re six?
He said “because he’s only been a dad since I was born”
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Happiness Will Come To You.
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i’m so sorry if someone made you think it’s hard to love you
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let’s bring back romanticism i’m tired of trying to be rational, we’re all dumb and we all want love
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why are people so impressed with kangaroo pouches? oh wow, an animal has a built-in place to store things. you ever heard of a butthole
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ladies? i have GOT to ask. what is going on
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who tf needs a blair witch video game just come to maryland and I will personally chase you through the woods and swamps for free
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Sophie Turner and Jonathan Van Ness meeting for the first time
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high fantasy except. in exclusively shitty settings
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ADHD brain be like:
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god i’m just !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! never good enough
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early to bed early to rise
burger king meal with burger king fries
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does it scare you that in less than 3 months it’ll be 2014
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