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see him schmoove

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earlier my husband opened our snack cabinet and something fell out and he put it back and then a second later i heard him say very quietly “no, it chose me” and then he took it and walked away

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if tumblr shuts down you can find me on tumblr. ill still be here. they cant make me leave

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it flopped on tiktok I'm crying

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behold, using the latest gene splicing techniques we've managed to resuscitate the fennec fox from extinction

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I had a dream where Brock was revealed to be a butch lesbian at the end of journeys and he thought that "ash and the others already knew" and the entire internet started losing their minds over it and after a couple hours the pokemon company tweeted "surprise faggots" with a picture of Brock holding a poorly edited lesbian flag

I tried to recreate it it looked smth like this

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That's it, honey... that warm feeling working its way through your arms, your legs... the subtle sway of my voice beckoning you further into a trance...

Isn't it nice to submit to me? Completely? <3

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“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

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first person to piss themselves LOSES

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i look at cis men and see slabs of marble that need carved into beautiful women

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fell in a boiling vat of foxic waste at the furry factory and turned into a foxgirl

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self portrait :3 this is me, everyone cuddle the plush now :3

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It's Foxgirl Friday, you know what that means! It's time for a Foxgirl trick!

FOX-3!

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happy friday :3

FOXGIRL BLAST!!!!!!!

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love and acceptance 🫶☘️✨