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logging in here one last time to say I'm back on tumblr but I made a new account! I'm now @puttingwingsonwords

after being away for years this account felt like a time capsule of a past self & I just wanted to start a new page

it's very unlikely that I'll see any responses to this post unless you send them to my new account! but please feel free to follow me there :)

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logging in here one last time to say I'm back on tumblr but I made a new account! I'm now @puttingwingsonwords

after being away for years this account felt like a time capsule of a past self & I just wanted to start a new page

it's very unlikely that I'll see any responses to this post unless you send them to my new account! but please feel free to follow me there :)

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me: I should do serious painting studies if I want to improve my art…

me to me: paint memes

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Fun statistical fact: Cows are about 300 times more likely to kill you than coyotes.

Minor sidenote to statistical fact: If it was common for people to keep several hundred coyotes on their property and routinely chase them into a corral and handle them, this statistic would be different.

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this post is for anyone who feels a little lost right now. maybe you don’t know what your path in life is yet. maybe you hate your job. maybe you’re still in school and you’ve changed your major three times. maybe you’re confused about what it is that you want. maybe you know exactly what you want but have no idea how to get it. 

you will figure it out. you are not dead yet. you are going to figure your shit out. i believe in you. 

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Hey so YouTube just screwed over a lot of small-time channels

They’ve made it so that you need to already be popular in order to earn money.

So it would be really nice if y’all stopped reuploading YouTube videos on here, especially without any credit

Why do it when you can embed a YouTube video right in Tumblr with 3 clicks? Downloading and reuploading it here takes way more effort than that

Look at how simple it is

Seriously.

Stop messing up whatever little audience small-time creators manage to scrape by, after also getting screwed by all the “we own no content posted!” accounts that steal stuff from everyone to package it into GIFs or compilation videos.

(And don’t make or watch compilation videos: YouTube allows you to make playlists instead.)

If you see someone do this it’s also not hard to find the original source yourself.

THANK YOU

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Some of you need to learn the difference between skinny girls being made to feel insecure about their body from certain people and fat girls being made to feel like their entire life is worthless because of their body size from literally the entire world

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i know i’m consistently shocked by the totally normal progression of time but i genuinely can’t believe it’s already 2018 i feel like 2014 was like six minutes ago… but also at the same time 2017 felt like it lasted 45 years so??? not sure what’s going on anymore 

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ok but .. insulting someone’s laugh or smile is possibly.. the worst.. why would u try 2 make someone self conscious about the way they express their joy.. like ?

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A depressed guy moves into a haunted house with 7 demons, each corresponding to a deadly sin. But, they’re all trying to help him get back on his feet; Pride helps with self confidence, Lust helps him get laid, etc.

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leaked set photo from the last jedi

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No matter what, announcing who you are to the world is pretty terrifying.

Love, Simon (2018) Dir. Greg Berlanti

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Kylo Ren really is a great example for how sci fi/fantasy writers should tailor their worlds to fit the times, so it could resonate with the actual audience reading them. There would be no point in making a Hitler villain anymore, because we’re not afraid of Hitler, we’re afraid of the 25-year-old malcontented white boy who fondles Hitler memorabilia while sulking in his room.

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MARK YOUR FUCKING CALENDARS

JANUARY 31ST IS ABOUT TO BE THE COOLEST FUCKING LUNAR EVENT OF 2018

NOT ONLY IS IT A SUPERMOON, BUT IT’S ALSO THE SECOND FULL MOON IN JANUARY, MAKING IT A BLUE MOON

A N D

THERE’S A TOTAL LUNAR ECLIPSE!!!!!

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bb-8 starts picking up swears from r2 and poe is appalled.

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“You know mistletoe is important to Druids but do you know why people kiss under the mistletoe? It’s a Norse myth. Baldur the son of Odin was the most beloved by the other gods. So much that they wanted to protect him from all the dangers in the world. His mother, Frigg, took an oath from fire and water, metal, stone and every living thing, that they would never hurt Baldur. At a gathering, they tested him. Stones, arrows and flame were all hurled at him. Nothing worked. But there was one god that wasn’t so enamored of Baldur, the god of mischief, Loki. Loki discovered that Frigg had forgotten to ask mistletoe, a tiny, seemingly harmless plant and completely overlooked. Loki fashioned a dart out of mistletoe and it killed Baldur. Frigg was heartbroken. She decreed that mistletoe would never again be used as a weapon and that she would place a kiss on anyone who passed under it. So now we hang mistletoe underneath our door during the holidays so that we will never overlook it again.”