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As someone who has had an 104 (40 for my celsuis folks) fever: I just thought it would be fun to document some things I experienced but never see in fever prompts (also this is all personal experience so I assume it's 'medically accurate' because it literally happened to me but idk do what you want)

-My energy levels were like being on a roller coaster; I would be half dead for an hour or two, laying under layers of blankets and would then have five minutes of energy pumping through my veins. I stayed home from school that day and I remember feeling awful in the morning, I took a nap, and then was up and normal for a few hours. I showered, I worked on school, I scrolled on here, I listened to music. And then it plummeted real fast: I remember trying to focus on an assignment and then getting a massive headache and feeling light-headed so I laid down and covered myself in blankets and I was half-dead for basically the rest of the day

And I think that should be used more often in whump. Imagine Caretaker checking in on Whumpee: who was dead asleep, cold yet sweating, and melting into the bed; only to see them up and about 30 minutes later getting food or a glass of water like they didn't just look like a person on their death bed: then Caretaker's like 'dude what the, get back to bed you idiot, you're sick' and Whumpees just like '???? I feel fine?' and then 30 minutes later Whumpee is back where they started, stuck in a vicious cycle

-I know we've all seen the 'such high fever that they're deliriously emotional' but sweetheart I don't even think I was that delirious and that was probably one of my most emotional days of my life; I would get mad, then angry, then I would want to cry, and then I would just go back to neutral: I think I remember being on the verge of tears because of my covers not cooperating

-I WAS SO COLD. I WAS FREEZING MY BUTT OFF. I always see fevers that make Whumpee feel hot but that was NOT me, I remember literally shivering even though I had MULTIPLE layers on and I low-key don't know why because I also assumed that it would feel hot while being on the verge of being baked alive in your own body but that's just me

And that's all pookies

(If anyone is a medical professional or smth and has the science behind any of my symptoms, please reblog/comment/message me privately about it because I am genuinely curious)

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The Reluctant Reunion |M/M| 13 Parts | Complete

This a story about my OC's Connor and Felix.

Felix finds himself out in public with a cold that's significantly worsening by the minute. Before he can flee to his home to wallow alone in his misery, though, he runs into his ex-boyfriend, author Connor Hayes.

In total, it's 44,135 words.

Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6, Part 7, Part 8, Part 9, Part 10, Part 11, Part 12, Part 13

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temperature taking <3

• a hand on the forehead and thermometer under the tongue at the same time. their temperature hasn’t registered yet, but the poor thing is definitely running a fever.

• a mindless little forehead kiss followed by a second more prolonged forehead kiss followed by “… are you sick?” when they realize their partner is far too warm

• having to check someone’s temperature in their ear while they’ve got a raging ear infection.

“i know it hurts, but you have to be still. you’re burning up and i gotta see how bad it is, okay?”

•sick stubborn character insisting there’s no reason to check their temperature because they don’t have a fever. they’re sure of it. stop asking. but when they zone out for a moment, they come to with a thermometer beeping between their lips.

“one hundred and four?!” their friend exclaims in equal exasperation and horror. “you fucking idiot.”

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I caught one in the end! I hope this makes your skirt fly up and was what you wanted? No need to bless them all 😂. Have a beautiful day ❤️

#wazoowazoowazoowazoowazoo

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I can’t stop thinking about a powerful executive getting eaten out at work. Her partner is on their knees under her desk with their face up her skirt, just going to town.

Suddenly, an associate comes into her office. Her partner doesn’t let the interloper deter them from their goal; if anything, they up their game, enjoying the opportunity to tease their powerful partner while she’s in a compromising position. The executive tries her best to keep a straight face, and only speaks when she absolutely has to, because her voice won’t stop trembling from the pleasure.

Her colleague is wearing a strong cologne that starts to affect her partner’s sensitive nose. They are wrapping up whatever the colleague came to talk about, but she can feel her partner’s tongue moving awkwardly against her as their breath starts to hitch. She reaches down to place her hand on her partner’s head, a silent plea. Just a little longer!

The colleague gets up to leave, opening the door, but then turns around to ask one last question. The partner under the desk can’t hold it any longer; they stifle a sneeze into the executive’s pussy. The executive tightens her legs around her partner’s face in an effort to further muffle the sound, sending a jolt of pleasure through her body in the process. She struggles to keep her expression neutral, and acts oblivious when her colleague asks about the sound.

The door finally closes, leaving them along again. Drawing in a massive, desperate breath, her partner finally lets loose, smothering sneeze after sneeze against the executive’s now sopping wet pussy.

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Collab with @autumnsneezes!!

(Ahhhhh!!!! I’m fanboying so hard!! She’s the absolute sweetest!! And her content is incredibly hot😳, so go follow her right now!!😤💖)

Contains: half asleep sneezes, sniffles, super wholesome caretaking, sleepy cuddles, blessings, pet names, praise, nose blowing

Largely inspired by this post!🤗

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an attempt at this one

DM if you wanna trade for the video 😏

screenshot rather than reblog cause I'm greedy for likes sorry but credit to @gentle-sniffles

✨ Minors DNI, have your age in your bio or be instantly blocked ✨

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Could you do a scenario where you come home to your girlfriend/boyfriend after being sent home sick from work with a sneezy cold? I love your sneezes and you’ve been really good at scenarios!

Sent home early, but I definitely don't have a cold

A collaboration with the amazing @autumnsneezes!

CW: male snz, m/f, cold denial, v small mention of mess, wholesome :')

✨ 18+ only -- please read my pinned post before interacting/following -- if you do not have your age listed prominently on your blog, I'm going to block you instantly ✨

Script below the break, for the curious.

sound of keys jangling, door opening

B: Hello -? - oh honey, it's you! Gosh, you scared me. I wasn't expecting you for hours. What are you doing home so soon?

A (sniffly/congested): Hey, oh it was quiet today, so they - excuse me - *sneeze* - they said I could get away early.

B: Bless you! You feeling okay? You were a little peaky when you left this morning.

A: I’m fine, yeah - *sneeze* - it’s just been a long day.

B: Sweetie, it’s barely lunch time.

A: Uhh, a long week.

B: It’s Tuesday…

A: *sneeze*

B: … in peak season… they really let you come home?

A: Do we have tissues somewhere?

B: Probably! You coming down with something?

A: No, no. It's a bit chilly out there and it set me off for a sec. *sniff* All done now. Uhm, actually, hang on - *sneeze, sneeze*. OK, now I'm all done. Just a little tickle, but that's gotten rid of it.

B: Bless you, sweetheart. You never sneeze this much - that's five times already since you came in! Are you sure you're okay? Let me feel your forehead…

A: *sniffling*

B: Hmm, you're a little warm and clammy. Didn't you say there was a bug doing the rounds at work?

A: Oh yeah, it's been awful. Half the office has been off for a few days. *sniffling* But you know me - I never catch these things. (breathily) World's best immune system.

B: Mmhmm. Hey, even the world's greatest has to take a break sometimes.

A: *sniffling, rubbing nose* Not me.

B: So, if you're not sick… why are you about to sneeze again?

A: I'm not.

B: You are. Stop trying to hold it back.

A: I'm not.

B: Honey, I can see it in your face. Your nose is bright red and dripping.

A: *rubbing nose* No, it's not. I don't need to sneeze.

B: Yes, you do. You can hardly even keep your eyes open against that tickle.

A: I can - I'm not gonna - *very forceful/wet stifle*

B: Hey. Don't do that - you know it's not good for you. Just let them out.

A: (pinching nose) I'm - I'm gonna make a mess - 

B: Doesn't matter. It's just us here. Now let. it. out.

A: *gives a series of drawn out, unrestrained sneezes. B blesses/encourages/petnames them after each one*

A: (from behind cupped hands) Oh my god…

B: All done?

A: *sniffling thickly* For now.

B: Good. Now, admit you're sick and I'll get you a tissue.

A: Alright, alright… I'm sick. *sneeze* And I'm gonna need more than one.

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may i present to you: the MBTI of sickies

Extrovert vs. Introvert: extroverted sickies don’t mind everyone knowing they’re sick while introverted sickies want to keep it to themselves

Sensory vs. Intuition: sensory sickies can tell they’re getting sick by piecing together little observations while intuition sickies just “have a feeling” they are getting sick

Thinking vs. Feeling: thinking sickies make decisions on taking care of themselves based on logic while feeling sickies make decisions on taking care of themselves based on emotions

Judging Vs. Perceiving: judging sickies plan how they are going to navigate their illness the second they start feeling sick while perceiving sickies take it day by day

so… what’s your fav’s MBTI???

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oh sneezy, slightly feverish summer colds, they could never make me hate you

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Idk if y’all can visualize this…

but I REALLY want a taller partner to just sit with their arm around me on the couch while we watch tv or talk.

And then they sorta curl into you, covering a sneeze with the hand that was around you - a mix of on top of/behind your head/shoulder.

If anyone wants to draw this because I can’t describe it properly please be my guest 😭❤️

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gamer bf being induced during a match while hes on headset and he keeps saying innocently shit like “sorry i dunno why i keep almost sneezing” while no one else can see ur on his lap tickling his nose behind the screen :p

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I MADE A WHUMP EVENT: get ready for July folks

welcome to the Whumperless Whump Event of July! for your sickfic, situational, and completely apersonal whump needs--comfort included, of course.

Image transcripts, tagging rules, and guidelines under the cut!

RULES

Any and all art types allowed! GIFs, drawings, music, writing, etc.

NO AI ALLOWED

OCs and Fandom works alike are welcome :)

Trigger and content tag. Even if the prompt explicitly requires the content (eg. Vomiting), still tag emetophobia

If enough interest is showed, I will make an Ao3 collection

IMPORTANT:

There are NO OTHER RULES. Do one prompt! Do seven! Do em all! Repeat the same prompt six days in a row! Switch them around and do them all out of order! Post them eight months after the event is over! Finish the prompt list early! Write one long-ass story that deals with every prompt or do a one-sentence drabble for each one! Recommend your favorite scenes regarding the prompt! Write, draw, sing, play music, make playlists, do fic recs or show recs or episode recs or book recs, fucking crochet or something! DO WHAT IS THE VIBE. DO WHAT'S FUN.

TAGGING

Tag with, per example: #whumperless whump event day 1, #whumperless day 1: [prompt], and #whumperless whump event

Tag me (@whump-kia) please! If not, I may not see it or be able to reblog it!

If desired, tag the medium you used!

Again, make sure to trigger tag and content warn

Prompts (text):

Emergency First Aid: Self-done stitches / Alcohol as sanitizer / “It's just a scratch, I've had worse.”

Does your insurance cover this?: Car accident / Bystander caretaker / “Eyes open, ambulance is almost here.”

Like a record, baby: Vertigo / Struggling to stand / “Is the room spinning, or is it just me?”

It's every day bro: Chronic pain / Massage / “I'm used to it.”

Stealing my breath (give it back): Wheezing / Light-headed / “I'll count, you just breathe.”

Summer is a curse: Heat Stroke / Panting / “Why don't we… find some shade, quick?”

Accidental Cryotherapy: Falling through a frozen lake / Hypothermia / “Hey, c'mon, you gotta stay awake.”

Put your head on my shoulder: Migraine / Light & Sound Sensitivity / “I can close the curtains…”

White and red handkerchief: Coughing up blood / Can't speak / “You just can't shake that cough, can you?”

Your work is never finished: Forced to work while ill / Workplace emergency / “...sit down, I'm calling HR.”

A minor annoyance: Stuffy nose / Hate to be sick / “I'm fine, I can work.”

It's going down (I'm yelling timber): Building collapse / Trapped under rubble / “I can't move my legs.”

It's just a pebble: Avalanche / Stuck in the mountains / “Well, this wasn't how I thought the hiking trip would go.”

Lay down your sword: Fighting back a cold / Cuddling / “Just let yourself be sick so you can get better.”

I'm going down (you're yelling timber): Passing out / Exhaustion / “I've got you, let's sit down, I've got you.”

Say goodbye to filters: Half-conscious / Delirious / “You would never say that in your right mind…”

In hot water: Dangerously high fever / Cool baths / “We have to get that number down somehow.”

I don't see it: Hallucinations / Fever dreams / “It's just a nightmare. You're safe.”

The whump morning after: Tending to injuries / Domestic hurt comfort / “Let's check the bandages, okay?”

It's not fun if you're panicking: Stuck in an elevator / Claustrophobia / “Get me out.”

Where's the exit: Lost / Stuck in the wilderness / “Surely someone will notice we're gone.”

Better out than in: Nervous Stomach / Vomiting / “I got your hair, it's fine.”

Well, that doesn't taste right: Accidentally poisoned / Allergic reaction / “My tongue feels like bees, is that normal?”

Be one with the fish: Drowning / Rescue Breaths / “Why did you think that was a good idea?!”

We didn't start the fire: Severe burns / Running into flames / “I know it hurts. Breathe.”

That's no barn spider: Venomous bite / Arachnophobia / “You'll be okay, we can help.”

What's your name again?: Concussion / Temporary Amnesia / “I don't remember what happened to me.”

Nothing behind the eyes: Fully unconscious / Force feeding / “It's just me, go back to sleep.”

Wrong place, wrong time: Robbery / One of many hostages / “Stay behind me, I can take a hit.”

I don't mean to get emotional: Fear / Breaking point / “I can't stop crying, I'm sorry--”

Only way out is through: Tunnel collapse / Accidental Journey / “We can't just sit here and wait.”

ALTERNATES:

Seizure

Choking

Withdrawal

Mugged

Wild animal attack

Hangover

Strain/sprain

Broken bone

Bloody nose

Panic attack

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outsiders request? Sick Ponyboy and Darry and Soda caring for him? bonus points if you make ponyboy look really feverish and on the verge of tears

Lol do i get bonus points 🤩

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when someone’s allergies (or a cold tbh) have been bothering them all day and they’ve only gotten tiny little sneezes that don’t really relieve anything, only for one stronger one to catch them completely off guard and they give a stuffy little “oh!”/groan/sound of surprise 🥺

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I’m genuinely drowning in snot over here, I’m sorry I woke you up!🤧

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Hey, I’m new ish to the fetish and your sneezes r my fav! If you ever have the chance, I’m dying to hear an allergy (denial?😮‍💨) scenario from you if that’s something you’d be interested in doing in the future ! Thank you for everything you’ve posted so far :)

Omg, thank you!!! I’m always so flattered to hear that people like my content!! And finding out that my sneezes are someone’s favorite?? That makes my day! No wait, my week!!

Here’s your wav lovely!!💖

7:35 minutes full of stifles, half stifles, let outs, sniffles, nose blowing, light mess, apologies, and allergy denial!! Plus some nose rubbing near the end for those who like that!

Thank you all for your continued support!!🤗💖