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Alright I’ll bite. What’s an election

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hey man. nice regional dialect. mind if i apply some baseless assumptions about your personhood to it? i was also gonna prescribe morality to it as well. if that’s cool with you

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I replied to your message in my head several days ago did you not get it

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nearly had a medical emergency today because - and i cannot stress enough how little i am making this up - a helicopter landed in front of an open grain silo while i was getting off my ship and i am deathly allergic to the wheat that said helicopters rotor blades proceeded to blast in my face at full force. the cosmic forces are plotting against me ass situation to be in

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I spent weeks paralyzed by the weighty decision of what the funniest place would be to put this sticker

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[guy who doesnt watch shows voice] yeah ive been meaning to watch that show

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i can’t think straight ive got brainfag

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(backseating you at the mortar and pestle) man you aint even squarshing it