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As hopeful as I am for Pokemon ZA (and don't get me wrong I think it's going to be cool) I'm kinda sad it probably won't be what it's like in my head.

LET ME EXPLAIN.

Going by the trailer, it really doesn't seem like it's going to be in the past (or at the very least not very far in the past). The people look too modern and the technological vibe of the second half of it doesn't help this thought.

In my head (and I think a lot of our heads) I was really hoping for like.....the OPULENCE and GRAND BEAUTY version of France. Like Sinnoh had damn near ANCIENT Sinnoh, I was hoping for something a little closer to the now but still 'historic'. Given the history of France at that time period-esque was Revolution after Revolution after Revolution, admittedly it makes sense they wouldn't.

I'm still excited to see what they've got in store, but like......maaaan I wanted the Fancy Schmancy France lmao. Give me the vibes of Diana's champion arena!!! Give me a game where the legendaries of Life and Death don't feel like a foot note LIKE WHAT THE FUCK THAT'S COOL AS HELL AND YOU JUST DON'T USE THAT??????

Hold on now I'm just ranting about Kalos my flawed beloved wait-

Anyways, I feel this isn't going to be a "Legends" game but more of a "Pokemon X/Y 2" kinda thing. Which is sad. (Sorry that came out of nowhere I came to this realization right as I was about to post this lmao)

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Finally....FINALLY got both sets of The Boys.....and Ingo the jerk came home in the FIRST TEN PULL

Honestly I think he just wanted me to go to bed lmao and spend nearly 70 bucks butdontworryaboutitimfinehahaha;;;;;

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Base Ingo REFUSES to come home I am screaming this new account is CURSED

Last time it was Emmet being difficult and now it's his BROTHER they both HATE ME

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Submas Headcanon because I am once again Lost In The Sauce:

Ingo is far sighted and Emmet is near sighted.

Emmet wears contacts All The Time because he can't stand wearing glasses. The constant smudging, the feeling of them on his face, the frames being just barely at the edge of the vision FOREVER!!!! He HATES it. The whole ordeal is quote "verrrrrry tedious. It is not worth my time." This does make going to the beach with Electross a living nightmare, however. Will Not wear sunglasses (if you have light eyes you know sunlight is The Devil) and it's game over if sand gets in his eyes.

Ingo doesn't have to wear glasses in the day-to-day, but this fact comes back to bite him when it comes time to read reports. He often leaves his glasses at home and this causes new employees to think he actually IS in a constant bad mood, given how he's GLARING HOLES into his paperwork. This always gets cleared up rather quickly, but he refuses to keep a pair of glasses at work for some reason... (The reason is he's too embarrassed that it took him so long to think of that)

Elesa is constantly telling the boys they should wear their glasses more because glasses suit them, (and also sunglasses would be genuinely helpful for seeing in the summer EMMET-) but they decline every time. Ingo, out of modesty and Emmet, out of pettiness.

"C'mon Emmy, you'll look GREAT!! Just look at Ingo, looking distinguished in his glasses, reading his book."

"He looks like an old man."

">:|"

"The blanket on your lap does not help."

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Haven't played PokeMas since my old phone broke and my data was lost but learning that The Train Boys got their Sygma Suits brought me back with a VENGEANCE

Literally did not stop playing until I got them both lmao

(I used to have Sygma Suit Elesa and honestly it hurts lmao SHE SHOULD BE HERE WITH HER LADS)

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OH MY GOD THIS IS THE CUTEST THING IM CRYINNNG

I looked away for a MINUTE and came back to an ANGEL

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You have got to be kidding me.......

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FINALLY pulled Butler Emmet!!! Guess he just wanted me to earn those 3000 gems from scratch

I'm content so long as I have both brothers in some capacity tho so it's all good 💅💅💅

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she’s been sittin unfinished for so long,, (；´д｀)ゞ

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Everybody saying "I love and respect Bald Ingo, I just prefer him with hair and will continue to draw/write him with hair and/or laugh at the memes", you 100% understood the assignment Thank You.

Whipped this up for people who are fine/whatever about the bald Ingo/twins thing, but still prefer the twins with hair because They're Video Games and YOU don't have to be "Canon Compliant" if you don't want to be.

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I should mention this also goes for how long Ingo's been in Hisui/how old he is.

If you want him to be 50ish and in Hisui for like 10+ years, cool you do you. If you want him to be younger and newly arrived, cool! You do you! If you want him to be Even OLDER and a Literal Relic of Hisui at this point, absolutely go for it!!

It's Fan Content baby you pick and choose what you wanna do.

Whipped this up for people who are fine/whatever about the bald Ingo/twins thing, but still prefer the twins with hair because They're Video Games and YOU don't have to be "Canon Compliant" if you don't want to be.

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Whipped this up for people who are fine/whatever about the bald Ingo/twins thing, but still prefer the twins with hair because They're Video Games and YOU don't have to be "Canon Compliant" if you don't want to be.

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I honestly am Wilding rn over the Bald Ingo reveal like people are devestated, people are reeling, people are loosing their minds...

And I'm just over here like "oh cool more canon to add to the shredder" as if I ever gave a shit about canon dbvdgdbss

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(cries) Lillie and Sonia came home in the first ten pull each, but Ingo took like 5 he straight up hates me fvdbdbdvbdb

I WAS SAVING SOME OF THOSE GEMS FOR YOUR BROTHER YOU PRICK

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hi here are some canon examples of emmet being a genuinely nice and considerate person

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Holy Shit I am SO bad at Pokemon Masters fbdvvdbdb but I gotta get the Mad Hatter Train Boys like I finally got Elesa I need the trio assembled

She can finally laugh at them for their silly suits

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Pokemon MasEX really said "Ingo idolizes Professor Layton and Emmett's favorite game is Super Paper Mario" huh?

.....okay this was gonna just be a joke post but it inspired character game preference ideas rip me that'll happen at some point I guess