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If you think a guy is interesting upon meeting him I guarantee he is imagining trapping you in a maze of his own design in the parking lot of his work and like, air dropping you kernels of rice to eat
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do any sexy ladies know how to repair an iron lung? I don’t have much time left
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yea im gay. yea i only listen to the song tainted love (1981) on repeat. no i dont have any problems. siri send post
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some of y’all have never dug straight down and it shows
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me when the carbon monoxide level in my house becomes fatal

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Me when I play the award winning video game spec ops the line
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George Harrison what a golden soul, too bad the Beatles didn’t last long enough so John Lennon could learn from him and change for better
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Mmiiisssssterrrrrrrrr Freeeeeeeeman! It is time for me to *GASP* sssssuck, your toooeeeesssss…….
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