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two rogues and a warrior walk into a bar

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One of my biggest gripes with Veilguard is absolutely no acknowledgement of Zevran, the Crow lore established in his backstory, and what a pain in the ass he's been to the crows over the years so I've decided the reason the Crows are so different from how they're described in Origins is because Zevran terrorized the Crows so much they completely changed their modus operandi to be less shit and are so scared of the specter of Zevran Arainai that they dare not speak his name in fear of summoning him to wreck holy hell upon them.

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Supposedly all the fighters in the arena are there voluntarily, I took that to mean the sentient enemies as well? Could be wrong. That also opens up a whole new line of questioning though. Like, 'hey Isabela why are you *letting* antaam and venatori fight in your arena for gold and glory?'

so like. did the lords of fortune kidnap these antaam we're fighting in their arena, or

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I think my biggest beef with Veilguard rn is that it seems to rely somewhat on good old fashioned Idiot Plot. Solas 'took precuations' but in no way communicated what those precautions were to Varric and his people. If he had then things might have gone differently. The whole game seems like it could have been avoided with... basic communication. And that's rather frustrating from a viewer/player standpoint.

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They ate the giant spiders into extinction. A public service, really.

why are deepstalkers so big in veilguard. what are they feeding them up north

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The number of times I said 'oh my god I fucking love you' during Taash's recruitment was more surprising to me than it should've been honestly.

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Liar to Liar communication

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end of act one spoilers

i just realized that i don't remember seeing anyone speak to varric directly since they got to the crossroads

i don't remember anyone asking how he's doing

i haven't noticed any of the wandering companions going to his room

and i realized he only speaks to rook when they're alone

.... i don't think varric actually survived the prologue.

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Varric definitely bled at the ritual sight. Is he also having Solas dreams?

Maybe Varric does nothing but nap in the infirmary because he's busy having nonstop dream sex with Solas the entire time.

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A slow arrow breaks in the sad wolf's jaws.

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I'm kind of unreasonably happy that the voice I gave Lucanis in my head while reading Tevinter Nights actually matches his real voice near perfectly.

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So have the Crows just not replaced those Talons that got killed in Eight Little Talons? The fuck happened to the other houses? Did they just get absorbed?

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WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT QUNARI ARMOUR DESIGN

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I can’t believe people were saying this wasn’t like origins there’s literally a ballista!

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...yeahhhhhh that's not Morrigan. I'll bet money she's not the one driving.

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yeriel’s pissed

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The way I SCREAMED when I read Felassan's name