sneaky-snail
If anyone asks, I wasn't here
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sneaky-snail · 3 days ago
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i love abortion and i love divorce
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sneaky-snail · 3 days ago
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holy fuck saving this for later, I FINALLY KNOW WHAT MY ISSUE IS!!! I WISH SOMEONE HAD TOLD ME THIS SOONER!!!!!
Not to go "if you have ADHD just go for a run" or anything, but I am so serious if you have ADHD you should regularly go outside, no headphones no phone no nothing and just stand and observe for a while until you've had enough. Not until you get bored, until you've had enough. Drink your coffee without watching tiktok. Have a bath without music. Turn down the volume in your headphones. I cannot overstate how much learning to be bored is cruicial with ADHD. Life is not just about pleasure, no matter what your dysregulated dopamine system thinks, and when you teach your brain to be okay with being bored, then boring tasks stop feeling like torture. By letting yourself be bored you are yoinking your system out of the high/low binary and allow for the highs to feel like actual highs and not just anything that isn't low. I am so serious go literally touch grass. Listen to the sounds in your flat. Stimulate your body the way it was designed. It lowers anxiety and makes you feel like you're real and best of all it's completely free
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sneaky-snail · 3 days ago
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sneaky-snail · 4 days ago
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sneaky-snail · 4 days ago
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ADHD at night: I could write a book. I could get my Master’s Degree. I could go to the club and come home with 12 new friends. I could get a job at that club and meet the mother of my children. I could cure every disease and use my wealth to bring world peace.
ADHD during the day: Fold laundry too hard :( Come back next week
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sneaky-snail · 5 days ago
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literally what happened to me with death note!! some kid told me the whole story at summer camp. it was fun :]
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this should have been me
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sneaky-snail · 5 days ago
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sneaky-snail · 5 days ago
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military recruiter: so what got you guys interested in the marine corps
enormous horde of hagfish, ispods and bottom-feeding crustaceans: oh. uh. is that how you pronounce it
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sneaky-snail · 6 days ago
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sneaky-snail · 6 days ago
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isopods to ring in the new year!
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sneaky-snail · 6 days ago
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i hope that in 2025 u get to take more walks, read more books, connect with more people whom u love and who love u, achieve ur goals (even if ur goals are having no goals and just living in the moment), exercise fun hobbies, move from a place of self-direction, and weave together a beguiling assortment of beautiful little moments. remember that no feeling lasts forever. love u
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sneaky-snail · 7 days ago
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not to be a number nerd on main but 2025 (45^2) will be the only square year most of us ever experience. the last one was 1936 and the next one will be 2116
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sneaky-snail · 9 days ago
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That fuckin smile at the end
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sneaky-snail · 9 days ago
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“new year” by Kate Bear
many things happened in 2023. let’s see what comes next
(I posted this on my Patreon @/magpiecrown a month ago! feel free to check it out if you wish to be a full month ahead of tumblr)
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sneaky-snail · 9 days ago
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'People are panicking about AI tools the same way they did when the calculator was invented, stop worrying' cannot stress enough the calculator did not forcibly pervade every aspect of our lives, has such a low error rate it's a statistical anomaly when it does happen, isn't built on mass plagiarism, and does not obliterate the fucking environment when you use it. Be so fucking serious right now
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sneaky-snail · 9 days ago
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meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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