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snazzyjazzyazzy · 2 hours
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“oh no we need to practice for our fake dating” is the funniest trope to me cause like. there are so many people who force themselves into a shitty relationship they hate just because of amatonormatiivity that it’s an ingrained part of popular culture to joke about hating your partner.
which is to say, oh my god you dont need to hold hands and go on fake dates, you don’t even need to agree on a single detail of your cover story beforehand. you can literally stand 6 feet apart at all times and look profoundly uncomfortable and all anyone will think is “yikes™. not my problem”
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snazzyjazzyazzy · 2 hours
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The things I've seen you say are appalling. And wishing bombings on people? Utterly sick. You're turning genocides into a "quirky little anti Viv thing" and it's fuckin disgusting and you are just as evil as the people cheering on these genocides, and literally after this post you went right back to saying evil, horrible shit.
And no, sorry, idc that this is my main blog instead of one of my dedicated fandom ones. Hate Viv or any other creator all you want, idgaf, you're entitled to your opinions. But you're an utter hypocrite for hating her for things she did a long time ago, or supposedly did, only to turn around and be all "I'm so sorry, please forgive me" while saying and doing the most heinous things NOW, and then after continuing to do so. Sorry, but no, combined with experiences on here and Twitter, anyone who spends their entire time hating on a fandom instead of just muting the tags or words needs to seriously step away from a computer and just fuckin breathe cuz ain't no WAY y'all going around, saying this shit, and then pretending you're morally better people cuz you hate a show or creator. JUST DON'T ENGAGE WITH CONTENT YOU DON'T LIKE. IT'S SO EASY TO DO!!! People are just absolutely fucked, man. Twitter anti culture was the worst thing to happen to the internet and I'll stand by that until the day I die cuz NO way y'all think hating a group of people and a show THIS MUCH is normal behaviour.
Normally I just block people like this but I'm encouraging mooties to report this cuz this is just beyond sick behaviour.
I will admit all of my evil behavior here because I want to change as person. I used to draw and write stories where I murdered vivzie. I looked up selfies of hellverse stans and create deep fakes where their faces would be full of bruises. I believed racist conspiracy theories about latinx people. I spent my weekends reporting every vivzie stan I could find. I fantasize daily about harming people who don't deserve it. Everything I did was pure evil. No amount of saying sorry can undo my behavior. I want to stop having those thoughts, I do not want to harm anyone, I want to become a better person.
I am sorry to every person I have harmed.
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snazzyjazzyazzy · 2 hours
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the sexless lesbians who say every horny thought makes them "no better than a man" might kill me for this but regarding chappell roan's ass in the tight chainmail and thigh-high plate armor forming a pseudo-garterbelt situation, it needs to be said: AWOOGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HUBBA HUBBA WOWEEEEEEEEEEEEE HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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snazzyjazzyazzy · 2 hours
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my friend who is training to be a 911 operator just told me that they are having to restrain themself whenever responding to training calls from saying “that’s illegal people can’t do that” and I find that so fucking funny
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snazzyjazzyazzy · 2 days
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snazzyjazzyazzy · 2 days
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back in 2013 i would go on a roleplaying website and i had a group of friends there who all rped gravity falls stuff and there was this dude who was our designated soos and he was the shit. anyway his profile disappeared one day out of nowhere and we all mourned him until he randomly came back a month later and we were all like soos!!! what happened dude where did you go! and he was like sorry dudes i was in jail
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snazzyjazzyazzy · 2 days
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Here's your Daily Reminder to Click for Palestine!
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snazzyjazzyazzy · 2 days
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S2E5
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snazzyjazzyazzy · 2 days
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I'm keeping that.
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snazzyjazzyazzy · 3 days
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s/o to this skeleton babe from 1936
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snazzyjazzyazzy · 3 days
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🌟doodle
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snazzyjazzyazzy · 3 days
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bi women dating men are no longer bisexual. they are, by virtue of their partnership, automatically straight
also, single people are all aro. fact. and you’d better be having sex the exact moment you read this or guess what? asexual
better not call yourself a writer if you’re not writing right this second. are you a dancer? better not sit down, or you won’t be a dancer anymore
that’s how this works right
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snazzyjazzyazzy · 3 days
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Yeah, that's true, I more meant it as the bad, "we pick your content for you" kind and kinda generalized it with just "algorithm" my bad my bad
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snazzyjazzyazzy · 3 days
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They aren't wrong
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snazzyjazzyazzy · 3 days
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Dogs have had many jobs throughout history, in this case: Revenge.
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snazzyjazzyazzy · 3 days
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Proof we never really needed algorithms lmao
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snazzyjazzyazzy · 4 days
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Being chronically ill is like
“It’s fine”
“It’s fine”
“It’s fine”
*complete mental breakdown because you can’t do this anymore*
“It’s fine”
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