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First snow

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Homotherium and friend

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the wretched abomination known as the minotaur has discovered some chalk

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I can’t believe they’re making me do my degree I signed up for

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new favorite tshirt from the thriftstore

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I do not understand dick. I'll admit it. I'll say it.

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your mom so bad at wolfquest she had all her pups taken away by eagles

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Settings > Meals > My Sandwich > Configure My Sandwich

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cracking myself up thinking about the movement towards simplified forms in cave paintings

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two dudes catching up but then an achievement pops up above them thats says "BECHDEL TEST PASSED" and they both look at each other and go "so ive been meaning to tell you something"

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I was walking on a rather remote beach when I came upon this Whip eel drying up in the sun. These are intertidal eels that can actually handle themselves out of water for a bit, but it’s not normal for them to be fully exposed in direct sunlight like this. The tide was at least six hours from coming in and I felt like this eel was in distress, so I made the decision to dig him out and return to the ocean. His body was too delicate to be simply pulled from the hole without injury, so I got to digging.

This endeavor took about 40 minutes as the eel was quite long and difficult to excavate. Also had to continually refill my temporary eel pond to keep him from drying out entirely while I worked.

If you are an eel aficionado like myself, please enjoy this silly little video of the relocation process set to some jaunty royalty-free disco music.

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fuuck I need to trap my friends in a haunted corn maze and make them attack each other