snarky-caponi
Let's Talk About Who Dies, Eh?
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I'm runnin' things here. And that ain't nothin'. BoardwalkBlogger im molly, chicago, 25, history person. theres only three things i love, and thats dogs, keanu reeves, and captain america. and also a lot of other things. tell your friends
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snarky-caponi · 3 months ago
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Say this to someone right before sucking their dick
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snarky-caponi · 3 months ago
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INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE S3 TEASER | Meet the Vampire Lestat ft. Sam Reid
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snarky-caponi · 3 months ago
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snarky-caponi · 3 months ago
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well i don't wanna do that.
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snarky-caponi · 3 months ago
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Calamity Jane you concern yet intrigue me....
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snarky-caponi · 3 months ago
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i live to displease
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snarky-caponi · 5 months ago
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I just wanna address the rumours real quick; I am NOT microwave safe. do not put me in there
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snarky-caponi · 5 months ago
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it’s actually one of my biggest wishes that prices go down and everything becomes reasonably affordable again btw
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snarky-caponi · 5 months ago
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Honestly there's nothing a child can do in public that's as much of a disturbance as an adult yelling at them
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snarky-caponi · 5 months ago
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do NOT feel bad abt scarfing down a tub of raspberries. there is NO reason at all to ration them like other delicious treats bc they WILL mold as soon as theyre out of your line of sight
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snarky-caponi · 5 months ago
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unfortunately i have whatever the opposite of charisma is
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snarky-caponi · 5 months ago
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Horny but for someone to look at me and tell me I'm the universe
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snarky-caponi · 5 months ago
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hehe
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snarky-caponi · 5 months ago
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how it feels spending 7 hours in an economy seat and then walking through business class to deplane
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snarky-caponi · 5 months ago
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every time I think about my gender I get confused so I simply stopped thinking about it. it is not my problem
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snarky-caponi · 6 months ago
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Dude why are my pockets so wet (figures out im currently peeing myself) Ohhhhhhhh
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snarky-caponi · 6 months ago
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what is like… the most on brand, stereotypical zodiac sign trait is true for you?
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