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Am I the only one who notices that new pickup trucks are afflicted with like furry porn levels of cartoon masculinity in their angles and faces
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Am I the only one who notices that new pickup trucks are afflicted with like furry porn levels of cartoon masculinity in their angles and faces
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One of the best things you can do when cooking for yourself is to always double the portions in a recipe so you have leftovers for when you don’t feel like cooking. One of the worst things you can do is trying to fuck the garbage disposal.
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being a female knight fucking sucks. every squire boy i get turns out to be an adult woman with short hair who's just in it to sensually strap my armor to me. CHOP CHOP bitch the French are trying to sack our castle!
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Me: *Currently talking to one of my severely ill Palestinian friends stuck in Gaza trying very hard to walk a fine line between talking him out of his intense suicidality vs not invalidating his very justifiable feelings of hopelessness and dread.*
Some random fuck who tooOooOootally cares about Palestinians: We can't be exposed to the suffering of your """""friend""""" (if he's even real!) 24/7, or else WE will be the ones running on fumes!!!! No, I won't donate to him btw. I'm a good person and the real victim in all of this, just so you know.
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Absolutely losing my mind over this text I got from a client today
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no offense but you guys need to learn the difference between someone implying their experience is universal and a post simply just not being about you
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dean norris is the only celebrity that i feel uses twitter correctly
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My biggest fantasy is to start shit with Daft Punk at a bar. They'll be minding their own business and I'll roll up and start singing "around the world around the world around the world around the world" derisively until one of them glasses me. I'll be completely unprepared for a fight and they easily win, throwing me on the ground, stomping all over my midsection with their stupid robot boots, breaking my ribs and nose and collarbone. I pass out bleeding and broken on the floor. When I come to in the hospital and the gendarmerie ask who did this to me I tell them it was Justice
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ppl saying "we need more weird people" when they cant even handle when a schizo-spec person unmasks around them
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Ignoring me means you agree to kill me, my child and my family, I am Hadeel from Gaza 🍉 My husband was killed and I became a widow in this war and my child is an orphan, my mother and I are now homeless, we have been displaced more than 14 times, my child needs milk and diapers every day and I cannot provide them, we are 13 people who need water and food, understand the suffering we are going through and give us 💰 Please talk about my story and write about it to help us survive
Please, after my first campaign was stolen, this campaign I created a short time ago was documented, but it was never published. Please respond to me and help me spread the word. Please donate to us even if it is five dollars, do not ignore us I beg you
@90-ghost @moremyceliumnetworks @4ng3l-1z-d3d @ibtsmemes @atomic-chronoscaph @ghoulaug @gazafunds @gotinterest @gaza-evacuation-funds @nabulsi @a-shade-of-blue @shelbybunny @alexarken
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talking to a lawyer to help me with applying for disability and it’s so insane because basically if I work I’ll be denied but it will take probably at least 8 months and even then I might have to appeal so what exactly am i supposed to do to survive in the meantime…
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