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white people go like “is anyone going to redesign this nonhuman evil character as a poc?” and not wait for an answer

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whats cool about being trans is my parents are totally right. i did kill their beautiful son. im the thing that animates his corpse in an ever more convincing parody of a happy girl. i devoured him from the inside out and now there is nothing left of him and he is dead dead dead and there is only me, with my hollow eyes and dark eyeliner and long hair, and my big smile. my limp, effeminate gestures belie the marionetting of the boy they loved. my fagginess is his death. already his body becomes a fitter home for my parasitism in full; the tits, the hips, the thighs. sorry about your kid. thanks for the biomass <3

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"Friends dont look at friends that way" COWARD. I look at my friends with awe in my eyes, my chest is filled with love, im glowing because i get to be near my friends. I look at my friends and i would give them my everything. SO SKILL ISSUE, look at your friends with all the love that you have

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the work printer cries out, "no stop, that's too much! youre gonna make me jam!" as i load a full ream into her tray, but it's too late. "see, you can take it. you're doing such a good job for me." i coo into her feeding tray as i begin printing the morning reports. her warning lights turn red as she moans in i assume ecstacy

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HE LEETLE FEETSYS

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If you ever find yourself in a horror scenario, remember to blush really hard when the ghost/demon/monster appears. If you do that fast enough you might be able to shift the genre.

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Yeah you're right. It WOULD be pretty fucked up if you were a swan but you were raised by ducks and you grew up never seeing another swan or even knowing that such a thing as a swan even existed so you just thought you were a duck with something super wrong with it.

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No one I know has had the same experience as me getting on hrt and honestly it’s a damn shame

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Being in your twenties is just

Have I eaten today? Do I have autism? I want a new job. Am I dehydrated? God, I want top surgery so bad. Where's my birth certificate? Oh it's nice out today! Should I get high tonight? I'm so hungry. I'm so sad. Do my friends hate me? I need a nap. I'd be so much hotter without tits.

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not tagged but im bored and this is fun

we really need to start a campaign @ace-lynir @spacerockfloater

Starting a picrew chain!

Take this quiz to see ur DnD class and then create ur own fantasy character with this picrew.

NTPS: @foodiewithdahoodie @messrsbyler @andiwriteordie @michael-wheela @callmetheidiot @miaisagirllover @l0veu2themoon @starmanbyler @sillylittlerock @unrepentant-byler-shipper @conanssummerchild @mike-queerler and anyone who feels like joining!

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will: they know

hannibal:

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