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hey sorry it's just that i don't think i'm very good at being a person. thanks for letting me try with you, anyway.

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my snowflake opinion is that subtitles should always be on by default, and their incorporation should be considered an essential part of the design process tbh

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i thionk we should dump hundreds of gallons of acid on lady liberty to turn her copper again. i think itd be cool. and i think the hudson bay could handle all the acid because its got that new yawk spirit.

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there's a new social cue coming out. no we're not telling you about it

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For any relocated TikTok users

you can say sex and kill its fine

If you don't have a profile picture people will assume you're a bot

theres barely an algorithm, if you want to see cool shit reblog things instead of just liking them

follower count doesnt matter

tumblr fame gets you one thing and it is Yelled At

no one knows what the fuck the nsfw policy is

block anyone that annoys you even a little bit

And most importantly:

post cringe

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Ah, the public pool: a used bandaid's natural habitat.

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can i get a hell yea if you’re still gonna be wasting your time on this website in 2014

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ok i just got this thought out of nowhere but blog divers (people who scroll through a blog and reblog things that were posted YEARS AGO) are actually a super important part of the tumblr ecosystem

With people going inactive and deactivating, a lot of classic tumblr posts and also missed gems get lost because those connections get broken. Even on my own blog I forget about posts I made until I see someone in my activity reblog one of them- which then inspires me to reblog it myself because it was a good post and I want my new followers to see

do not feel bad about diving through someone's blog and reblogging shit from years ago, it keeps dashboards alive

(and if anyone has a problem with that, they can just block you or they can delete the root post ¯\_(ツ)_/¯, two things that have absolutely no effect on the grand scheme of our lives)

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its christmas eve and look whos on tumblr

all of us

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I think about dying but I don't want to die. Not even close. In fact my problem is the complete opposite. I want to live, I want to escape. I feel trapped and bored and claustrophobic. There's so much to see and so much to do but I somehow still find myself doing nothing at all. I'm still here in this metaphorical bubble of existence and I can't quite figure out what the hell I'm doing or how to get out of it.

— Matty Healy

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Women want one thing and it's quite obvious, A large affordable interconnected North American Rail Network

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Being kissed wouldn't fix me but it would be nice

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“they were flirting with you” and how was i supposed to know such a thing when everyone speaks in codes and puzzles

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“they were flirting with you” and how was i supposed to know such a thing when everyone speaks in codes and puzzles

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fuckkk yes home depot please sell me big red button I want big red button so bad