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"It doesn't have to be like this. We could have it so much better"
Calligraffiti in Chicago, Illinois
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my favorite compliment to get from a friend or lover.
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let me tell you driving from Ohio to Washington in a SmartCar with everything I owned was funny enough on its own but once I got west of the Rockies, every. single. time. I stopped ar a gas station, random dads would just spawn beside my car. like there was some sort of dad portal following me. and they’d see my ohio plates and go, “did you DRIVE through the mountains in that?” and every. single. time. I’d go, “well, they didn’t airlift me!”
it killed. it absolutely cleared ever time. never failed to make the dads laugh. they were obsessed. i said it the same every time. it was like I was in a groundhog day timeloop on interstate 70 westbound gas stations. and you know what? I was happy.
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valjean: come to that, can you be sure that i am not your man?
the dubious inspector javert:
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GIRL NO YOU’RE MOURNING SOMETHING THAT HASN’T EVEN HAPPENED YET AGAIN!!!!!!
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I'm currently testing the limits of my antidepressants by rewatching Breaking Bad
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scantily is basically the most classic way to be clad
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"love is what makes us human" actually it's 'select all images with boat' but go off I guess
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I honestly feel like the proliferation of LED headlights was the canary in the coalmine for the general attitude we see in the political climate these days and i'm not even remotely kidding
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i made a gift for my fellow americans. feel free to steal and put it wherever
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lord take all of my pain and sufferig and give it to elon musk
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