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Sorry I didn't respond to your text right away- when the constant demand of staying connected gets too much for me I throw my phone into the woods. That weird text you got earlier was from a possum. Sorry if she was rude.
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hair is washed. i am lovable and capable of loving again
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the author's barely disguised longing for a kinder world
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what's the first movie you remember seeing in theaters? don't try and be all edgy and cool and say like tetsuo: the iron man. be honest.
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My girlfriend is a scientist (not even like a microbiologist or w/e) and she wants me to stop drinking raw milk
my girlfriend is an engineer (not even a mechanic or w/e) and she wants me to stop driving through intersections with my eyes closed screaming "WEEEEE I'M GONNA LIVE FOREVER"
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life really does get 100x better after finishing school
#i have a normal schedule#im getting paid twice as much#i passed my certification exam#people trust me to do things that require skill and education#i love my job most of the time#its still feels crazy sometimes that im allowed to do the things I do at my job#yeah I got my degree and got certified and trained for 5 months#but still!!!#i feel like pinocchio when he becomes a real boy#I answer the phone and say “hi this is anna in hematology”#and its TRUE!! i AM the heme mls#the best part is that there will still always be more to learn tho#and i actually get to use everything i learned/practiced in school#AND everyone in the lab is nice to me#anyway my long con plan of lab aid -> clinical internship -> mls pipeline worked
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Huge fan of when my speech patterns rub off on people enjoy when thay happens
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like man doesn’t it fucking suck that there’s not really any public space. that you can’t go anywhere without spending money on food or transportation, that unless you wanna sit on a mall bench all day or browse library shelves you basically can’t do anything in public? even standing in front of a building without paying for something (“loitering”) is illegal. everything is built to punish homeless people which means if you ever want to sit down or rest or exist in public every building and park bench and windowsill is telling you to kill yourself instead. maybe that has something to do with the unpleasantness of online spaces, where everyone is shoved together into a giant digital chamber because it’s the only “public square” still available while also being isolated and alone in their room on their phone because everything sucks and a global pandemic is still happening. like I’m just saying I think that has more to do with how annoying people are on the internet than like mcu fanfiction
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i can always relate to a girl who wants to leave
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It sucks that there's only 20 minutes in each day. If there was more than that I would get more stuff done I'm sure
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in my lesbian opinion i think we should, like, collectively take the word “twink” away from people who aren’t actually mlm
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automated text reply that just says YOU ARE NOT THE ONLY PERSON I AM LETTING DOWN
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