snailboxes

[snailboxes]

for people who haven't been exposed to trader joes lentils for my wife guy, you're welcome

[snailboxes]

i don't want her memory. i want my own.

[snailboxes]

Musings from Anna Fusco

[snailboxes]

teambuilding activities

[snailboxes]

think again motherfucker

[snailboxes]

[snailboxes]

tiger tale toys 🐀🐁

[snailboxes]

u used to be able to put a dvd in your computer. and then u could watch it

[snailboxes]

are we sure the only way out is through? like. are we sure we can't just. go around

[snailboxes]

David Lynch is directing dreams now btw

[snailboxes]

when i was 9 i was banned from editing the muscovy duck wikipedia page because i kept editing any mention of the flavor of their meat to say things like “they taste like dirty dishwater” because i had pet muscovy ducks and couldn’t bear the thought of them being eaten, so i tried to run a smear campaign on duck meat

[snailboxes]

use your FUCKING turn signals during sex

[snailboxes]

people have started calling me the Black Cloud of the bloodbank

[snailboxes]

Sorry I didn't respond to your text right away- when the constant demand of staying connected gets too much for me I throw my phone into the woods. That weird text you got earlier was from a possum. Sorry if she was rude.

[snailboxes]

hair is washed. i am lovable and capable of loving again

[snailboxes]

the author's barely disguised longing for a kinder world

[snailboxes]

what's the first movie you remember seeing in theaters? don't try and be all edgy and cool and say like tetsuo: the iron man. be honest.

Go!!