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yeah as soon as I wake up no longer fatigued for the first time in my life I'll be set
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What does Solid Snake see in Otacon? I mean I understand the former because same.
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"youd do numbers on tumblr" girl i am on tumblr and the numbers? 4
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Putting the term "male gaze" on top of the fridge until everyone remembers that it refers to a cinematographic trend and not the act of looking at things while being a man
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no one ever hopes that I win the Superbowl.... it makes me sad
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the idea of a clutch purse is nightmarish to me. the whole point of bags was so we could escape the torment of holding things. and now u gotta hold a bag.
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when i see a cat: oh thats such a cute little creature. i love you baby. when i see s dinosaur: oh thats such a cute little creature. i love you baby.
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cop donut stereotype is bad because being fat and eating many donuts : hot. but police officers: not hot. the humble donut, one of the most sexual foods, the reliable donut. we should take this practice and give it to a different more sexy profession, such as electrician, or professor of linguistics
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i drew this sometime in the last 2 weeks and every time i flip past it i get hit with the 1-2 punch of the tubers saying followed by the castform in a bikini
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I am so sorry you had a traumatic childhood and it made you stupid on line. I was raised as a lotus flower and I smell like vanilla all the time
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