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ITS THE POST. THE FUNNY GIF.
whatever. go my scarab
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I CANT FIND IT
your racist uncle just bathed in dragons blood, rendering his flesh impenetrable by blade or bullet. luckily some divine force, call it entropy, pulled a leaf from its branch and let it rest on your uncles shoulder blade as he was bathing. you know what to do. find this spot, and drive the electronic turkey carver through it. it is your destiny
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is OP talking to henry the green engine
A list of real things that have been said to me/I have heard:
"Suburbs are more sustainable, you can tell that because they have trees and grass and greenery"
"Why would anyone want to live in a city, they are devoid of nature and full of people"
"What do you mean my suburb isn't walkable, I can walk to my grocery store, I just have to walk 2 miles in a ditch along a highway"
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what does this even mean
Mum there's seagulls on the roof again!!
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heheheheheheheheheheheh- *FUCKING EXPLODES*
4 random thoughts I came up with for some reason.
1: Smudger wouldn't be trusting with the other SKR members, mainly as Duke broke his promise to rescue Smudger.
2: With his constant derailments they'd had tried to increase his tire treads kinda like what happened to Sir Handel and Sir Haydn.
3: Smudger at least in thought was the same incident as Henry. He was stolen designs for Dolgoch and Rheneas, someone on the Mid Sodor stole some old rejected designs from the Fletcher and Jennings works in England and built smudger.
4: in concept with point 3 I made, Smudger and Rheneas wouldn't be twin brothers more like just brothers. Since in thought Smudger's wheel configuration is slightly bigger than what the Mid Sodor offered. Where as the Mid Sodor's track gauge is 2'3 Smudger's gauge was 2'3.7 so his gauge was .7 inches bigger. Which in turn made his complaints valid
Bonus though I just had
5: Smudger being a stolen rejected design of Dolgoch means that he is a unique class of engine, he was nicknamed Fletcher Jennings class bc.
You might be wondering why the mid Sodor gave smudger .7 inches extra on his wheels, well originally he wasn't supposed to remain on the Mid Sodor. He was supposed to be shipped off to some random railway in Arizona.
This is something completely random and it's not canon at all
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i just saw someone shipping Edward and D10 and my mind just fuccking exploded they arenrt human they arent sentient theyre faceles locomotives
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SONNY BURG
PERCLY LOOKSK SO FUCKIN COMFY I WANNA HUG HIM
recent shenanigans from the ttte discorddd!!!~~ comfy cosy perce. borger sonny (for my buddy @mindthegoop!) and assless henry with emilyless ass pfffft
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opened up my r/c titanic cause the propeller was broken today
ITS JUST A BUNCH OF GNOMES IN THERE
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I keep going out of spite, and the fact that I've only got one shot. i know i shouldnt be alive right now yet HERE I AM MOTHERFUCKER!! i keep myself running because i know that i am going to be one of the last people from my generation left one day, and god damnit i have stories to tell. i am going to keep going until my lungs collapse and my heart explodes from pumping for a hundred and fifty years straight just because people have said a person's life-expectancy si eighty years. if not anything else, keep going out of spite. show those intrusive thoughts what you can do. show anyone who says you shouldn't keep going that they're wrong. show them that you CAN and WILL keep going no matter what ANYONE throws at you. if you keep going long enough, you'll find people who love and support you if you haven't already. @i-am-a-fish
I'm very sorry to ask something like this, I've really been struggling with this question, and I wanted to ask the combined wisdom of the people on this site
I would like to know why you keep going, and what drives you to keep living. I know there are a lot of reasons to stay alive and enjoy life, I can think of a few that personally resonate with me, but I really want to know what your reasons are
You do not have to comment on this if that's too big of an ask, and I'm very sorry for asking something like this, I really need someone's help, I feel like I don't have much purpose
Also if I may ask, please don't post any suicidal ideation in the comments of this post, I really can't handle something like that right now
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"get to work" bitch i am halfway disassembled on the floor of the workshop
what do you expect me to do? fuckin' taxes? switch the yard?? finish my homework??? impossible.
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Right, considering the current state of corporate politics on this site, and that it seems that only those affected seem to be actively speaking on the matter, this needs to be dragged out to a wider audience.
This extends to refusing to believe in bogus call-out posts for frankly minuscule thinks such as being horny or kinky, especially if the target is presenting in an ‘unconventional’ manner, (therians, etc.) this double standard where it is seen as ‘degenerate’ for transfemmes to merely exist in certain spaces, yet everyone else is fine to do so is disgusting and part of the reason for the backlash.
PUTTING TERFS DNI IS NOT THE BE ALL AND END ALL, YOU GENUINELY HAVE TO PUT YOUR MORALS OF BEING RESPECTFUL INTO PRACTICE.
REBLOG IF YOUR ACCOUNT IS A TRANSFEM SAFE SPACE.
We need to show these higher ups how much we truly value them.
Edit 1: Changed the wording of the post and decided to put in a reminder.
Edit 2: Further Re-iteration on the wording and format edits.
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i cant stop thinking about that one steam locomotive who was lucky enough to have a chocolate cake for its 145th birthday.
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