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So Marika was clearly the goddess of the Lands Between, but the Elden Lord was Godfrey who did not seem to have a godlike role. This would suggest that Placidusax, an elder Elden Lord, would’ve been a consort to an elder Goddess, possibly gloam eyed, who was far more powerful…

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Who is the Gloam Eyed Queen?

Seriously nobody seems to have suggested that "gloam eyed" means "closed eye." I think Messmer and Melina are the Gloam Eyed Queen's offspring, and I think she is likely a snake who married Plasidusax.

Oh wait this is to the Fact blog not my Elden Ring blog. Uh...

The Gloam Eyed Queen was Jackie Onassis because she really liked that one Radiohead song.

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Somehow I have gone my entire life under the impression that Kingdom Hearts and Final Fantasy were the same thing

Cue me growing increasingly confused and disturbed for the first two hours of a FFXVI playthrough on YouTube as I watched graphic violence and sexual content play out on screen with the latent belief that Mickey Mouse was going to show up at some point...

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said she wanted five guys she aint talkin about burgers

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Its me boy the ps5

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I just really like Sephiroth PRINTS

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Sephiroth almost glances back as Glenn calls to him. But resolves to finish the job despite the fact that he knows it's going to ruin everything. He knew that Glenn was watching and felt he had to do it anyway, all to save him.

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My feels have exploded past the point of articulation, so I just made this instead.

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me: this time, i'm gonna find a fun fandom, without any horribly tragic characters to rip my guts out and curb stomp my heart

me: ooh, final fantasy 7, that looks fun

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Final Fantasy VII Ever Crises | Sephiroth and Professor Hojo

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IGRIS IS A GIIIRLL I DORNT CARE WHAT Y'ALL SAAYYY SHE'S A SHEEE A BABYY GIIRRRR-

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i could take him (not in a fight)

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In the moment, I was sure the beating would last forever so I tried to get these to loop.

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THE KNIGHT THAT DEFENDS AN EMPTY THRONE. - SOLO LEVELING EP 11 GIFS

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Corpse Art beauty of Hannibal (2013 - 2015)

1. Tree Man (City Councilman Sheldon Isely, “Futamono”)

2. Primavera (Unnamed Couple, “Primavera”)

3. Human Totem Pole (Various, “Trou Normand”)

4. The Eye (Various, “Sakizuke”)

5. Antler Girl (Marissa Schurr, “Potage”)

6. Shrike Corpse (Cassie Boyle, “Apéritif”)

7. Angels (Roger and Michelle Brunner, “Coquilles”)

8. . Human Cello (Douglas Wilson, “Fromage”)

9. Damien Hirst Homage (Beverly Katz, *sniff*, “Mukōzuke”)

10. Justice is Blind and Oh Yeah Also Has No Brain (Judge Davis, “Hassun”)

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….OH

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