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APT

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PLUGGING MY NITRO COMMISSIONS . BUST UP ABOVE FOR @xylengel.

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Sunlemon Fluffies Kākāpō

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imagine if your boyfriend was like I can smell an ant. and started tracking

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one of the more upsetting things you notice if you look back at older european weapons is that nobody fucking named any of the types of flail so you've gotta describe them by appearance every single time

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So I tend to put on a youtube video most nights to fall asleep to (laptop on a shutdown timer.) And lately, my recommendations are a lot of videogame speedruns or videogame hidden facts.

Last night I pulled up youtube and got a "I played the 10 worst wii games ever" kind of video. ~30 minutes long. Fair enough! Show me the terrible wii games.

I'm paying attention for the beginning, since hey I'm still awake. And maybe like, 6 minutes into the video the guy starts going into heavy detail about how to pirate and copy wii games.

And I'm like, shit, bold, considering this video has 500,000 views. Bravo and all that.

The terrible wii games go on. I fall asleep.

I wake up to the sound of like... mechanical grinding?

Look at the laptop. There's a guy in a hazmat suit mixing dangerous chemicals, going "hey don't mix these dangerous chemicals."

I'm like, "Oh, the video ended. And the algorithm put me on... chemical mixing Youtube I guess."

I look at the video Title. "I Played The Worst Wii Games Ever Made"

....Oh.

It's still the video.

So surely he is... mixing chemicals to clean off an unplayable wii disk? Trying to touch up the lone copy of some forgotten game bought off ebay?

No...

He's just.

Mixing chemicals.

I hover over the video sections.

The 10 worst wii game sections have ended. He played them all.

The last 10 minutes is just dedicated to... him in a hazmat suit mixing dangerous chemicals.

....????

I fall back asleep.

....

I need to go back and check this video to make sure I did not imagine this all in a half-asleep stupor

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goncharoved

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PLUGGING MY NITRO COMMISSIONS . BUST UP ABOVE FOR @xylengel.

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HI HACKSAW. OH HI GUEST666.

I'VE BEEN LOOKING AT RED FOR WAY TOO LONG .

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VAGUELY ULTRAKILL INSPIRED TR:UD ART

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Sunlemon Fluffies Kākāpō

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Au where Minos decides to reconnect with the minotaur after getting primed but he forgets to tell Sisyphus about it.

Bonus:

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ultratober 2 fight /// minotaur u will always be famous 2 me

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i might succumb to madness or whatever

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ULTRATOBER // Part 1 - Day 2: Favourite soundtrack

Its only desire: to see the sky for one last time.

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