smooth-wood
smooth-wood
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- she/her -fan of many things (master of none) currently (mostly) into: Tatort Saarbrücken, M*A*S*H, shoot from the hip“And I'll go to work and I'll go to sleepAnd I'll love the littler things”
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smooth-wood · 7 hours ago
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@sapphicfromthehipweek Day 4: CHANGE
Noir Annabutch my beloveds, they would still slay at robbing banks
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smooth-wood · 1 day ago
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thank youuu for being so sweet about my little we buried the wrong guy snippet, sehr süß <333
-@dawn-speckled
It’s so easy to be! I love Johnny and you portray him so so well!! <3
Und omg halloo, es ist eine Freude andere deutschsprachige Fans von sfth zu finden :)
#<3
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smooth-wood · 2 days ago
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stations blur into one big rush of noise and fluttering pigeons, the fleeting sight of legs walking across the platform and a chase of light and shadow on the subway seat in front of him.
all johnny can think about is the gun.
it's heavy in the waistband of his jeans, like carrying too many keys in your pocket, and presses against the skin of his stomach - the metal is warm which makes johnny feel dizzy, he's heating this weapon with his own blood and the beat beat beating of his heart.
he has a job to do.
he doesn't mind the killing- he really doesn't.
it was easier than he thought, but then again, last time was an easy shot because the park ranger (richard bellinger, it said on the door to the hospital room) had been lying in bed, unconscious.
another three stations pass in a blur that feels like a feverish headache.
johnny wonders if the nurses really do think that bellinger just succumbed to his wounds, like the don said they would.
johnny's fingers ghost over the bump of the gun under his waistband, it's as if he can suddenly smell that expensive perfume in the dirty subway car, hear that silky-smooth purr of a voice.
the don.
sometimes he can't help but hate jimmy for being so slow.
it's always johnny who has to clean up the mess, who has to scramble for a solution. he's seen the men who lounge around the don's villa like honey-eyed tigers, has noticed the way cars seem to follow him and jimmy ever since their first trip to grandpa albert.
grandpa albert. he should have known jimmy didn't have a clue about what they were getting themselves into.
there's a plan- he'll be in and out of the apartment in no time, johnny's a good enough shot and jimmy's a follower, he just needs to stay still for a second while johnny does what he has to do. and then they can hide out in the don's beach house, apparently mostly used for expensive vacations with whoever's up high enough in his ranks.
they'll be safe for a moment. they'll have time to breathe.
johnny just has to do his job first.
the gun is heavy and warm at his hip as he exits the station.
it'll be hot at the beach, and the don will give them enough money to enjoy their hide out. johnny wouldn't mind a few hundred bucks, and jimmy's dad is an asshole.
he's been eighteen since march. he's ready to take on the world.
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smooth-wood · 2 days ago
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Time for me to contribute more to the sfth fandom i think
(I tried to make all the screenshots as recognisable as possible, but the character names are in the ID if needed)
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smooth-wood · 3 days ago
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So today I learned that Luke and Greg Davies have met.
When is that SFTH taskmaster special? Hm?
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smooth-wood · 3 days ago
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realistically, i know OMGITAJ is an acronym for "oh my god, is this a joke?", but everytime i see it, my brain reads it as "omg, it aj!"
which is also what my brain says everytime i see aj
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smooth-wood · 3 days ago
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the human mind is prone to catastrophizing when left unoccupied. And that’s why it’s important to always have a little Blorbo to rotate in your head. It acts as a protective charm of sorts to redirect your imagination away from harmful spirals
thoughts without Blorbo: oh my god I was so cringe in seventh grade why did I do that
thoughts with Blorbo: I haven’t considered the interactions with bleebus; I must rectify this immediately
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smooth-wood · 5 days ago
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Vol. 4 - KdE
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smooth-wood · 6 days ago
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My tiny paper king with his tiny paper crown <3
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The body is Origami, but the crown and cloak are just paper and glue
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smooth-wood · 6 days ago
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"she's evil stab her through the heart!!" and then this is her
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smooth-wood · 6 days ago
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big year for letting time pass you by
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smooth-wood · 8 days ago
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Die Schürk-Hölzer-WG kommt!
(n-tv)
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smooth-wood · 8 days ago
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Peeling the lid off of a yogurt and it's a big spiral staircase going down forever
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smooth-wood · 8 days ago
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he's so me
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smooth-wood · 9 days ago
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sfth text posts :)
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smooth-wood · 9 days ago
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I was rewatching tdvtctb and why is Luke such a cartoon character. Look at him. I rewatched this bit at least 10 times
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smooth-wood · 11 days ago
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complimented a cashier on her turtle pin this morning and she said "oh thanks, I am a little bit of a Turtle Person" with the carefully contained energy of Cookie Monster telling you he's mildly fond of chocolate chips
I hope she and the multiple tons of turtle merch she definitely has at home are having a wonderful day
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