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me, unloading a fitted sheet from the dryer: *squinting* what's that you've got in your mouth

fitted sheet: nothing :)))))))

me, prying open its twisted jaws: na-ah!!! give it to me RIGHT now!!

fitted sheet: *resentfully spits out a wad of 3 very damp dishtowels, a pillowcase, and a pathetically sodden washcloth*

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just googled ‘stick’ like some kind of caveman, or perhaps a dog

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Brown Bear going up.

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Eel... with feet...

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For real, I made one (really sad looking) treasure chest and then nothing more

trying to teach myself blender after only using adobe dimension and oh my god...... there are so many menus and settings. how do you 3d guys use this

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a lil over a week left and we barely have any promo like pLEASE MOVE 9-1-1 INSTA

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sick post i just found online. sorry i couldnt find the source

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So many babies 🐈🥰

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Kevin the Kitten and Satan the Cat 🖤 Artist: 📸@vanessastockard

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a herd of dairy cow isopods grazing the great green meadow 🌱

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Tried a new kind of milk today, it has green packaging, one of my fellow students thought I was drinking laundry detergent, I give it a 4/6 for being 2kr more expensive than my regular milk.

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Tony: Text me to say you’re home safely

Peter: I’m home dangerously

Tony: Stop it

Peter: I’m home lethally

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"You're losing blood" no I know exactly where it is. The floor. Don't ever underestimate me.