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fyi i will be extending some dark tendrils across the sky later today. just a heads up

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no i don't want you to redirect me to your app i want to look at recipe

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”this file type is not supported” umm grow up?

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em dash is so fucking sexy. puts her in a paragraph 8 times.

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bet.

OH PLEASE NO DONT LET ME FALL INTO THAT RABBIT HOLE AGAIN I NEED TO NOT LOSE MY HEART PLEEEEEAAAAASE

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WHENNNNN

OH PLEASE NO DONT LET ME FALL INTO THAT RABBIT HOLE AGAIN I NEED TO NOT LOSE MY HEART PLEEEEEAAAAASE

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MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I've never played ._.

OH PLEASE NO DONT LET ME FALL INTO THAT RABBIT HOLE AGAIN I NEED TO NOT LOSE MY HEART PLEEEEEAAAAASE

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DO IT! SUCCUMB!! THE RABBIT HOLE BECKONS!!

OH PLEASE NO DONT LET ME FALL INTO THAT RABBIT HOLE AGAIN I NEED TO NOT LOSE MY HEART PLEEEEEAAAAASE

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Craving caffeine at 9:30pm... send help...

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Hey guys let me tell you about advance fee scams

I hope y'all are familiar with these in this day and age, especially my artists out there, because they're incredibly common.

About half an hour ago I posted a drawing and tagged it #artists on tumblr, and very quickly received this comment.

My scam radar went off immediately, due to the generic blog name and lack of any emotion in the comment, but I decided it might be an entertaining venture so I dmed them. They asked for a drawing "of these", and sent me a random selfie. I got the details and told them it would be $15, and they promptly offered me $300. At this point I know it's a scam, but I play along for funsies and give them my paypal. Shortly, they send me this image for "confirmation" (I blocked out my email)

And they began to insist that I checked my email. I looked in my spam folder and found the following email.

This is fake. This is not a thing. And the "you're to refund the $200.00 back" is the scam. They send vaguely official-looking emails at you to "prove" that they sent you the money, then have you send them $200 (or however much the scam is for). Then, surprise surprise, you're out $200.

I continued to play along for a bit, and in the second email "Paypal" told me that I had to refund the $200 before they could "credit the $300 to my account", along with these lovely threats.

And yeah, it's silly. But it's not silly if you don't know and get scammed. So. Spread, please! And thank you very much to @mlaurel for the opportunity to get these screenshots.

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I can only imagine two outcomes; either I'd be very sad, lonely, and probably handling life worse than I currently am. Or, I'd have found the exact same passions in things that are similar. There's a lot of hobbies to be had, so I think there'd be more for me to enjoy if I was spontaneously robbed of my previous ones. Not that I'd want that. I love my blorbos.

All in all, I think our odd tastes and wildly overexaggerated webcomics and 4 hour long videos are beautiful because they create an outline of who we are. If nothing else, then I'd like to read your 'boring' fic. I've run out of boring fics to read.

This started as me trying to persuade you to continue doing things you like, but now I've hit my limit of sap and now I will wait patiently for the fic. Please and thank you

It's kinda like what would I do if I didn't spend so much time reading webcomics or watching videos, writing fanfic, etc.? I can imagine life would be quiet and mostly spent dreaming. Speaking as the me now though because if it was a me from before any of these passions began then I probably would be more outgoing? Active? It's just a long-winded post of wondering whether I do want to keep writing or not. I'd be fine to stuff my head in a pillow and stay in my head all day, I think. If only I can attribute these thoughts to it being past 8:30 XD taking Spongebob quotes to my grave

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I've been coming up with the most diabolical ideas for the story but my ability to write has evaporated

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planet fitness doesn’t know i’m practicing my side carry for the next bridge run