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woah you're gender fluid? that's so cool. *drinks u

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Hare

support me on ko-fi

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Politics is a bad guy??

Just looked up poliotics. ... HUGE mistake . who did all that?

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The Grinch: I'm not a fan of the materialism of Christmas

An entire town for some reason: I hope he dies alone

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Smelling salts are for losers, tase yourself to wake up in the morning

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You know for the first 18-ish years of your life everyone your age is mostly doing the same things and then all of a sudden every year for the rest of your life somebody your age is getting divorced while somebody else just learned what a leaf is and you have no idea what’s going on or what you’re supposed to be doing

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Technology transparent PNGs

free 2 use

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ever since I started following you weird bruises have been appearing all across my body even when I haven't bumped into anything. Why

I am tenderizing you for fun because I'm bored.

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jokes to make after failure that aren’t self-deprecating:

I’m the best to ever do it

Nobody saw that (best if said loudly)

No one’s ever done it like me

I could be President/they should make me President

Behold, a mere fraction of my power!

The public wants to be me soooooo bad

I’m an expert in (thing you just failed at)

How could this have happened to god’s favorite princess?

Nothing ibuprofen and a glass of water cant fix

I’m being sabotaged

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i think one of these days mr beast is going to snap and go missing for a year. and they’re going to find him butt ass naked on the highway at 3:56 pm reciting video scripts to himself and then never be seen again and people will debate if it was real or not for decades

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id die for the internet archive over my country

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When you transition people tell you “it’s like watching someone die”. Like yeah a fucking loser died. Just the absolute lamest dude you ever met. A real dogshit guy just bought it. So sorry your absolute failure of a man is gone and has been replaced by a hot chick, must be hard for you 🙄