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listen. listen. listen. are you listening.

normally I'm much more on the side of "tiny sized person dealing with human-scale stuff" side of the macro/micro spectrum.

But there are rare moments when I gotta give it to the "giant person dealing with human-scale infrastructure" folks. Like, the inevitable arc of somebody growing in a city until they have to go "OK, I can't move without causing problems so you've all just gotta deal with it, #sorrynotsorry"

Maybe it's my moral corruption kink coming through but like. That trope hits. Constant banger of a story beat.

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guys I’m sorry to be a bitch but I just CANNOT enjoy horny posts where they do that thing where they colour the words for emphasis. Why is a video game NPC giving me a quest right now?

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Putting you in my handbag and walking away with you tbh.

Promise?🥺🥺🥺

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so like, i'm not a furry (no shade though) and even if i was the art style of the game is a massive turn-off for anything explicit

but i get why there adult content of isabelle from anmal crossng (which i am mispelling because lord i don't want tumblr search to put this post on the main tag please)

a hardworking and dedicated, yet also clumsy and overworked secretary character? if she was not, like, a shih tzu with a head the size of her body, i would be having Thoughts.

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unsure if the solution to the painful isolated feeling i'm feeling is to get back into the dating scene... or just to jork my it real good and then take some nyquil.

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attempting a very cool very subtle loom while you’re 3in tall and backed into a corner but i have terrible depth perception and just pin you to the wall with a boob instead

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giant who could kill me but they treat me so niceies?giant who could kill me but they have a crush on me?giant who could kill me but they likeeee meeee? pls?

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predator animal falling in love with prey animal. You really love to see it.

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im inventing new forms of macro/micro

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the erotic potential of borrowers is INSANE why have they been relegated to chaste fluff pieces…. they live in your house??? they voyeur on you????? they’re entirely dependent on you and you don’t even know they exist ????????

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being a borrower is a metaphor for having a crush

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sometimes i wonder if maybe i'm not asexual because there are defo things that get me off

but then i remember that all of said things are like. Looney Tune type kinks. and the thought of actual sex is repulsive at best.

and i realize that yeah sure asexual fits me well enough.

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uhh yeah

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does someone want to keep me as a pet ? it doesn’t have to be sexual

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u get trapped under my soft dick and after like a few minutes u get a single hand out and i go oh shit im sorry i didnt even feel you down there. youre just soooo tiny.

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I'm so good at being empathetic. I'm such an empath. I'm so good at putting myself in other people's shoes. Can I show you. Can I show you. Can I be in your shoes please

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they could never make me hate you giant women