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SHAFT makes a porno

Guy (ramming girl from behind): You like that baby?

Girl:

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Are we going to forget that this happened?

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when you have a shit blog and someone follows you

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when you already came but they don’t stop suckin

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(super long post but!!) character designs for my webcomic Belvidere which I’ll be starting up again soon!

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When I push the door too hard and it very loudly slams shut my first reaction is to frantically wave my arms without giving any attempt to catch it

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My love. @laineybot #Onision

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the signs as cat body parts

Aries: fluffy tail Taurus: super tickly whiskers Gemini: pretty eyes Cancer: back lil’ paws Leo: smol tongue Virgo: cute ears Libra: the tum tum Scorpio: smol nose Sagittarius: v soft scruff Capricorn: front lil’ paws Aquarius: super dangerous lil teeth Pisces: v pettable chest

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One time my mom had this mask or whatever on her face and when she began to peel it off she slowly turned to me and whispered "I'm a snake."

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HAAAAAA DATWILIIIIIIIIGHT ISAPRINCESS ABANOW

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X-Men: Days of Future Past,Pietro Maximoff / Quicksilver,Evan Peters.by Moie正在治疗拖延症

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