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Alien pulling your sleeve to get your attention: and who is this Cunt you all serve
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Lady Gaga album released. Status effect "Fag Empowerment" applied.
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the self care industry will sell you face masks and teas and whatnot so i'm here to remind you not to forget the most important self care activity which is masturbation
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Okay now that you guys have liked Lil Nas X, Megan thee Stallion, Kendrick Lamar AND Doechii. Surely you can listen to rap now. Surely you see the merits of the genre. Surely.
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pro tip: you can rewatch your favorite media again
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all nsfw text posts sound the same to me like I’m going to tease you until you’re horny and then I’m going to get horny and I’m going to fuck you 😈😈
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make weird art. draw weird porn. write physically impossible smut. who cares anymore, man. 3$ off a 12-piece on tuesdays. we ball.
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