I’m so tired of breaking myself into bite sized pieces
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me when i play videogames
Oh Fuck I Sure Hope I Don’t Die
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My Mom just accidentally prematurely sent an email to an accounting firm… It was supposed to say ‘I am afraid that we will have to postpone our meeting”
but she hit send when all it said was
Hi Jeffrey,
I am afraid
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When he starts choking u and asks “u like that?”……………. first of all, I am suicidal.
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