smilingpessimist
smilingpessimist
Show Me How To Lie
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Mickey. She/Her. 27. Minors DNI. Somehow I have been on tumblr since puberty & my bio mentioning I can’t drive is still correct.
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smilingpessimist · 17 hours ago
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smilingpessimist · 17 hours ago
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a printer error is an attempt from god to get you to kill yourself but you must be stronger and you must must must beat the printer to death with a large object like object
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smilingpessimist · 17 hours ago
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smilingpessimist · 17 hours ago
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↱ I go to work -> I recover from work ↴
⬑ I recover from work <- I go to work ↲
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smilingpessimist · 1 day ago
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maybe its just me. controversial opinion. but stress should not decimate the body as much as it does
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smilingpessimist · 4 days ago
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I... DONT... LIKE... CHANGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [MY TELEKINESIS THROWS EVERYTHING ACROSS THE ROOM] [I SEE MY ITEMS STREWN ABOUT THE ROOM AND GET EVEN MORE UPSET]
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smilingpessimist · 5 days ago
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smilingpessimist · 5 days ago
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I’m so tired of hot actors with no actual talent or magnetism. we need more ugly little cuntservers giving performances that fuck so hard you leave the theatre with road rash. willem dafoe if you’re out there
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smilingpessimist · 5 days ago
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Elie Saab Haute Couture Spr/Sum 2025
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smilingpessimist · 5 days ago
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RIP to several of my mutuals but I have never been happier that I do not know what Homestuck is.
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smilingpessimist · 5 days ago
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you have to romanticize the mundane or you won’t survive it’s cruel out there so drink your coffee and spray a little extra perfume
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smilingpessimist · 9 days ago
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smilingpessimist · 9 days ago
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Two seemingly contradictory beliefs that we actually must strive to hold simultaneously:
You don't owe anyone anything
Meaning: you do not have to make yourself suffer for the convenience of others
We owe each other everything
Meaning: we could not survive without each other and everything we do to help another is crucial to ensuring our own continued survival
You don't need to be a doormat, but also don't get comfortable slamming the door when you have the resources to extend a hand instead.
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smilingpessimist · 9 days ago
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smilingpessimist · 11 days ago
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smilingpessimist · 11 days ago
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smilingpessimist · 11 days ago
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no weapons against me shall prosper
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