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A little cherry blossom mouse to motivate and inspire you! 🌸 I’ve had to let go of things for a bit in order to support my mental or physical health. That’s okay! We can pick them back up when we can.

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Welcome to level 2019 friends! New year, new adventure. Good luck and have fun! 🌟

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Oh…oh…

I just randomly remembered something about the Harry Potter movies that enrages me.

Okay we all know the Goblet of Fire movie was one gigantic mess. We all know about the ‘calmly’. We all know about the ‘calmly’.

Oh god the ‘calmly’.

But there’s something even worse…so much worse…

It’s even worse than them omitting Hagrid’s bloodline or the scene where Cornelius Fudge intentionally gets a dementor to suck out Barty Crouch Jr.’s soul so that he couldn’t testify or Rita Skeeter’s secret or god this film was such a horrible injustice to the books!

But none of that, none of that is even remotely comparable to this scene:

THIS MOTHERF—ING SCENE

WANTS YOU TO BELIEVE THAT HARRY JAMES POTTER WOULD HESITATE NOT ONCE, BUT TWICE, WHEN IT COMES TO SAVING A FELLOW HOGWARTS STUDENT’S LIFE IN A TOURNAMENT HE NEVER WANTED TO BE IN IN THE FIRST PLACE!

It is such a disgrace to Harry’s character, to everything he’s gone through, to the sheer amount of compassion he built up over the years of abuse by the Dursleys. Harry would never, in a million years, hesitate to save Cedric and he definitely wouldn’t have his head flying back and forth between a shiny prize and a dying teenager screaming his name are you kidding me movie!?

(Cedric screams it four times by the way, in case any of you were wondering, I counted as I grabbed these screenshots.)

And to make it worse, to make it even worse, you have Cedric gave Harry a weak smile and say, “For a second there, I thought you were going to let it get me.”

Only for Harry to stare right back and say, “For a second there, so did I.”

WHAT?

In case anyone’s forgotten, here’s how the scene plays out in the book:

Notice how HARRY MF JAMES POTTER DIDN’T EVEN HESITATE WHEN CEDRIC WAS IN DANGER, HE IMMEDIATELY ACTED BECAUSE THAT’S HIS THING, THAT’S HIS WHOLE CHARACTER, HIS “SAVING PEOPLE THING” IS WHAT MAKES HARRY POTTER HARRY POTTER! THE FACT THAT HE AUTOMATICALLY TRIES TO SAVE EVERYONE REGARDLESS OF WHAT MIGHT HAPPEN TO HIM IS BOTH HIS GREATEST STRENGTH AND HIS GREATEST FLAW AND IT’S BROUGHT UP AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN IN THE BOOKS BUT THIS MOVIE THINKS IT CAN JUST THROW ALL OF THAT OUT TO GIVE YOU A SUSPENSEFUL SCENE IMPLYING THAT HARRY HAS TO STRUGGLE TO…YOU KNOW…NOT MURDER SOMEONE!?

AND DON’T WORRY, MOVIE, I’M NOT SCREAMING AT YOU! BY YOUR DEFINITION, I’M TALKING TO YOU CALMLY!

Hey, look at that, I brought it back.

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Hey look whose on my dash! I love you, Wil, and I hope you're having a good day and that all your recent breads came up fluffy and delicious.

You’re so kind to say that! I have a poolish fermenting right now, that I hope to get into production tomorrow morning, for a nice loaf of bread (and some pizza dough) tomorrow afternoon.

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Being afraid to check your bank account is the adult version of being afraid to check your grades, while as a college student you are afraid to check both.

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Every step forward counts as a step in the right direction!  ✨

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Wonder how many of the King’s cooks were wrongfully executed due to the food-tester being allergic to the food.

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Scooby-Doo is basically a show that teaches kids that the villains in our lives are not usually strangers, but rather people we know and trust.

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This is Pippin, these are his paws. (Source: http://ift.tt/2BjFQey)

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today my dad said “why do people binge watch entire seasons? it’s not like you’d get a book and read it in one night” so i’m not convinced he knows anything about what i do in my freetime

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I’m pretty sure my vocabulary is 70% fandom references, 20% lyrics and 10% sarcasm

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Joyce: You know what, underneath it all, you’re actually quite nice.

Hopper: Repeat that disgusting slander again and you’ll be hearing from my lawyers.

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Somewhere in your family tree, is a relative who committed a serious crime and got away with it.

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One of the worst feelings is stepping in something wet with socks on.