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i won’t hesitate bitch

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i may look like and act like a massive twat but the losers club make me the softest bitch and i’m mad about it

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HE 

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Stan: I have high standards

Mike: [Smiles]

Stan: Oh no, he’s meeting all of my standards.

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red

red was the color of stanley’s cheeks when he first asked bill out.

— red was the color of the licorice that stanley bought for bill on their first date at the movies. bill never really liked licorice red was the color of the watch that bill was wearing when they first held hands. bill never really liked holding hands. red was the color of the ink that stanley used to write bill a poem as a gift for their one month anniversary. bill never really liked poetry. red was the color of the first milkshake they ever shared. bill never really liked milkshakes. red was the color of stanley’s lips when he first told bill “i love you” bill never responded. red was the color of the hickeys that were scattered all over bill’s neck to his collar bones. but here’s the thing, stanley had never given bill a hickey before. red was the color of the blood that trickled down richie’s nose after stanley had punched him for hooking up with his boyfriend of six months. well, ex-boyfriend. red was the color of the wine that stanley stole from his mother to help him get the heartbreak off of his mind. bill never really liked the color red. bill never really loved stanley.

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hey guys, sorry i've been mia lately, i'm currently in mary poppins at my local theatre and i've been in rehearsals just about every day. i'm in tech week right now (aka hell week) but i'll have some free time so hopefully i can get to writing again!!

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Some things never change

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can tongues in fanfiction stop fighting each other for dominance, let them come home from war

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love love love !! write in the tags what comes up when you type “i love” …

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I love how Dustin just ran into Steve and basically said, “yep, fuck your love life, you’re coming with me,” and Steve just agrees, like “all right, sure,” and then spends the next five days hanging out with middle schoolers. 

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everything about wyatt makes me soft

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stan and richie are totally that cheesy couple who do cliché couple things all while denying how cheesy and cliché they are.

- they call each other “honey” and “darling” and “baby” and “love” and all the rest

- but they say it’s not cheesy petnames. it’s just… names, shut up, eddie.

- they can’t keep their hands off each other no matter where they are

- no, not like that. just in general. they have to be holding hands or touching in someway.

- they end every phone call with “i love you”

- they literally will feed each other.

- like sometimes it’ll just be tasting each other’s food way where they feed just a bite to each other

- sometimes it’s drunk and eating McDonald’s, Stan popping fries into Richie’s mouth

- or Richie feeding Stan cake at Bill’s birthday party because Stan didn’t want a piece until he saw Richie’s and now they’re sharing

- they talk about each other with so much love and admiration

- but also will deny it later

- texting each other a lot. just a random “what are you doing” or “i miss you” when they’re not together

- they’re saved in each other’s phones as cheesy petnames with heart emojis

- a lot of casual ‘i love you’s randomly said

- finishing each other’s sentences

- speaking for each other but in a good way.

- like someone offers stan some food and richie goes “sorry he’s allergic” type of thing

- “i’m so lucky to have you” “i’m luckier”

- oh god okay are they the “i love you more” “no i love you more” couple?

- the “no you hang up first” couple????

- oh my gosh these cheesy cliché nerds. i love them.

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wyatt is such a fucking cryptid everything he does baffles me

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On a scale of 1 to Dustin Henderson, how stressed out are you?

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Modern Eddie Kaspbrak listens to Troye Sivan and can’t believe that there are finally songs about boys sung by a boy right around his age that he can sing along to softly at night after his mom falls asleep 

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Richie: Do you think a better name for a sea horse is a water pony?

Stan: how did you even get into my house

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“What a bunch of handsome old men!” - Beverly