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The rest of the day Joe investigated Andy and his history. Piecing together a taunting profile for him to torture Batman with he snickers and knows exactly what he wants to do to fuck with Bats next.

Two days pass before Andy got any other visitors. This time it was punk rocker guy. You were told this was what the tech supply guy looked like. He held up a large box which was from RadioShack and another thinner but same length box ontop that was from Dell store. When the door was opened there would be other boxes at his feet. Monitors. Flat screens that were the highest tech for the 80s. [Retro future].

"Boss tul' me ya needed the werks...." He mentions with an awkward laugh. "I'm here to install security, and bring you your set up." He mentions, entering. "Thoh you could help, but I see the cane. He brings all the boxes in, and then a ladder goes up on the porch. He set up exterior security as well as one camera in the living room, one in the kitchen and one in the upstairs hallway.

"All these monitors should connect, these are you i.p. scramblers. External hard drives, disk drives..." He passes out the technology. "The computer to run your server. And then your laptop." He says. "Oh, this is a wireless internet router...newest tech it came out two months ago." He smiles. You just hook the Ethernet line to it and then...it boots up and your laptop connects to it with this plug in." He says, doing the steps.

[Meeting Boss] @andy-alder-ashton

It happened early in the morning, the smell of coffee and sausage wafting towards your bedroom. You had been told nobody lives with you, and yet there was the smell of someone making breakfast wafting your way. The sound of soft Jazz plays in the kitchen, and there's two men having a conversation. But when you come into the kitchen there's only one guy. The Joker was cooking?!

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"Holy-" Joker fell silent. As if his whole world view on Batman just shattered. He looked green. Sick. "-geez and...he just...broke your spine?" Joker asks in a soft voice. "Some hero." He scoffs and rolls his eyes. He picks up his bowl, then looks to Andy. "You're part of the family now. We'll take care of you." He smiles, getting up to put his dish in the sink. "I'll be in touch." He says, leaving Andy with one dirty pan, two dirty bowls and a messy stove and counter.

[Meeting Boss] @andy-alder-ashton

It happened early in the morning, the smell of coffee and sausage wafting towards your bedroom. You had been told nobody lives with you, and yet there was the smell of someone making breakfast wafting your way. The sound of soft Jazz plays in the kitchen, and there's two men having a conversation. But when you come into the kitchen there's only one guy. The Joker was cooking?!

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"I tried to help Jason..." Joker days solemnly. "He just w o u l d n ' t see my picture." Joker says with a strange inflection. "Can't unwash a brain once class like that has touched it." He says. Perhaps too much information? "But, together we can stop that from happening more." He clarifies, sipping his coffee. "Next week, our little heist, touches Batman in the nethers. You'll love it." He smirks, finishing his meal.

[Meeting Boss] @andy-alder-ashton

It happened early in the morning, the smell of coffee and sausage wafting towards your bedroom. You had been told nobody lives with you, and yet there was the smell of someone making breakfast wafting your way. The sound of soft Jazz plays in the kitchen, and there's two men having a conversation. But when you come into the kitchen there's only one guy. The Joker was cooking?!

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"I knew him??" Joker puts his hand to his chest. "Buddy, I know a lot of people. Bats is a serial vigilante. He's no good. There's been a lot of people he has hurt." He clarifies. "Who's this friend of yours your talking about?" He asks, eating some more breakfast.

[Meeting Boss] @andy-alder-ashton

It happened early in the morning, the smell of coffee and sausage wafting towards your bedroom. You had been told nobody lives with you, and yet there was the smell of someone making breakfast wafting your way. The sound of soft Jazz plays in the kitchen, and there's two men having a conversation. But when you come into the kitchen there's only one guy. The Joker was cooking?!

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"Not just for you?" He pries deeper. "Who else has he hurt?" Joker insists. He had a fetish about knowing who Batman had hurt so he can hold it above him. Each year a special chosen case.

[Meeting Boss] @andy-alder-ashton

It happened early in the morning, the smell of coffee and sausage wafting towards your bedroom. You had been told nobody lives with you, and yet there was the smell of someone making breakfast wafting your way. The sound of soft Jazz plays in the kitchen, and there's two men having a conversation. But when you come into the kitchen there's only one guy. The Joker was cooking?!

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"Just your best?" Joker asks, leaning forward. "Like you said yourself this city ground you up and spit you back out. You gotta be mad! You outta be angry! Enraged! Jonny told me the Bat fucked up your spine. You want revenge on him? Hmm?" Joker pries.

[Meeting Boss] @andy-alder-ashton

It happened early in the morning, the smell of coffee and sausage wafting towards your bedroom. You had been told nobody lives with you, and yet there was the smell of someone making breakfast wafting your way. The sound of soft Jazz plays in the kitchen, and there's two men having a conversation. But when you come into the kitchen there's only one guy. The Joker was cooking?!

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"Yes, I need you to hack the security systems." He confirms his need for him. He cracks some eggs in the pan of cooked sausage and pours in a cup of peppers and onions. Then adds chili powder and cumin. Giving Andy a bowl of the scramble he passes him the bottle of Cholula after using it. Sitting down he begins to eat.

"You write a list of anything you need for that. I'll have someone pick you up the night of." He says, then begins to just enjoy the music and eat. "So, what's your life's goal?" He wonders.

[Meeting Boss] @andy-alder-ashton

It happened early in the morning, the smell of coffee and sausage wafting towards your bedroom. You had been told nobody lives with you, and yet there was the smell of someone making breakfast wafting your way. The sound of soft Jazz plays in the kitchen, and there's two men having a conversation. But when you come into the kitchen there's only one guy. The Joker was cooking?!

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"It's fine, I saw you were asleep." He shrugs, turning to look you over. He saw your cane, then looked to his own cane. Laughing he met Andy's eyes and his mind recorded that as a bonding moment. Already they were getting along. It was Joe this morning. "Cups are there, I hope you like your coffee strong." He cautions. "I wanted to discuss the upcoming job with you."

[Meeting Boss] @andy-alder-ashton

It happened early in the morning, the smell of coffee and sausage wafting towards your bedroom. You had been told nobody lives with you, and yet there was the smell of someone making breakfast wafting your way. The sound of soft Jazz plays in the kitchen, and there's two men having a conversation. But when you come into the kitchen there's only one guy. The Joker was cooking?!

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[Meeting Boss] @andy-alder-ashton

It happened early in the morning, the smell of coffee and sausage wafting towards your bedroom. You had been told nobody lives with you, and yet there was the smell of someone making breakfast wafting your way. The sound of soft Jazz plays in the kitchen, and there's two men having a conversation. But when you come into the kitchen there's only one guy. The Joker was cooking?!

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This blog's Joker looks like:

"Gentleman Jack" with the bite of

Leto's psychopath and the morals of

Phoenix. With the appetite of Hannibal Lector.

He has DID and comes in 3 flavors.

Jay loves gold jewelry, being seen/heard/center of attention, you can catch him listening to rap of all kinds, uses stimulants, loves fucking around with femboys, transmen& women, and dominating men who need it.

Joe loves the 60s and 70s and his clothing aesthetic is very groovy. You can catch him listening to jazz, blues and funk. He drinks Whiskey sours, and loves weed. Usually the one that handles the books. (But is rarely around so Jonny picks up the slack).

And then sweet James who just wants to have fun, love everyone and make sure everyone else is having fun. This is the youngest member of his system. At 10 years old he likes outdoors, loud noises, hide n seek, and pranks. Also temper tantrums is his favorite entertainment on a rainy day.... 🤔

Hes a criminal lord but he does more good than Bruce Wayne. He runs 3 homeless shelters and funds 4 soup kitchens. He employs the homeless and gives them a hand up. All while trafficking illegal goods. He makes all of his money through stocks, sales and loyalties. He owns 5 houses (best of his crew lice in em) and one apartment complex.

His legal name is Jack Napier.

His false identity name is Jackson Kingsley, that's how he gets his mail and makes accounts.

He is 6'9" without shoes when standing up all the way. But he slouches to 6'4" usually.

He has an unsteady gait but isn't unsteady himself. It's clear he was on some heavy antipsychotics at one point. And brain injury. (He has Tardive dyskinesia and sometimes does that tongue thing even though he doesn't want to)

He is strong but doesn't know any martial art. Just street fighting. His grip strength sucks.

He can speak a little French and is fluent in 3 Spanish dialects. (I cannot don't expect me to use it)

He has emotional neglect, physical and sexual abuse, below the poverty line, and abandonment trauma.

He displays symptoms of Borderline Personality Disorder as well as a dissociative disorder.

He is not always a good person, but he has good days.

He collects people as his "family" and quite possessively too.

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Joker's various playlists for our universe. Random people have made these (not related to our universe)

Benders/Being Obnoxious:

Sexy Timez:

Cruising/Introspection:

His Go to Jazz station:

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@adeline-cunning @jokcrmvggot

Y'all are adorable.

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"Keep your head low, and we will take care of you. You're part of the family now." He smiles. And while it really was a welcoming smile it may not have seemed that way to someone that didn't know him like his chosen family did. "Hey, Ember... One last thing. No cats." He clarifies.

"Yeah, Jay is terribly allergic." Ady adds.

@emberocrpblog

Joker looks up from his desk, he had been interviewing doctors for his crew for a month. And each one was too headstrong to take any root in his system of operations. But Ember...she seemed promising. He just had to break her down a little and put her back together according to his design. He ashed his clove cigarette then looked up to Adeline who sat on his desk, them to Ember.

"Well, here's the scoop. No police. No hospitals. Just field medicine. Which...it says here you're trained in. Good. Good. If you have a problem with anything you talk to me, Jonny ( ic: @sixbulletprayer rp: @jokcrmvggot ), or Adeline. No police. No hospitals. Understood?" He clarifies.

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"Don't call anybody on it. Not even us. Just answer it." He clarifies, snatching it away briefly. And when she grabs the Nokia he holds her arm still for Adeline to inject her with a tracker. "If anything goes sideways, we will know." He growls, releasing her arm. "Work with us a year and I'll build you a clinic." He informs her.

"And the benefits only get better." Ady adds with a smile.

@emberocrpblog

Joker looks up from his desk, he had been interviewing doctors for his crew for a month. And each one was too headstrong to take any root in his system of operations. But Ember...she seemed promising. He just had to break her down a little and put her back together according to his design. He ashed his clove cigarette then looked up to Adeline who sat on his desk, them to Ember.

"Well, here's the scoop. No police. No hospitals. Just field medicine. Which...it says here you're trained in. Good. Good. If you have a problem with anything you talk to me, Jonny ( ic: @sixbulletprayer rp: @jokcrmvggot ), or Adeline. No police. No hospitals. Understood?" He clarifies.

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"Of course you can get your things. We won't provide you with clothes and food. But you have no bills." He informs her. Standing he holds out his hand for her to shake. "Here is your cellular." He hands her a Nokia. "Never use that. Only answer it." He clarifies.

@emberocrpblog

Joker looks up from his desk, he had been interviewing doctors for his crew for a month. And each one was too headstrong to take any root in his system of operations. But Ember...she seemed promising. He just had to break her down a little and put her back together according to his design. He ashed his clove cigarette then looked up to Adeline who sat on his desk, them to Ember.

"Well, here's the scoop. No police. No hospitals. Just field medicine. Which...it says here you're trained in. Good. Good. If you have a problem with anything you talk to me, Jonny ( ic: @sixbulletprayer rp: @jokcrmvggot ), or Adeline. No police. No hospitals. Understood?" He clarifies.

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Joker cocked his head back and laughed like a hyena amused at her comment. He looked around and pointed at a poster on the wall.

"This is just a homeless shelter I run!" He laughs. "No, I have an apartment for you."

@emberocrpblog

Joker looks up from his desk, he had been interviewing doctors for his crew for a month. And each one was too headstrong to take any root in his system of operations. But Ember...she seemed promising. He just had to break her down a little and put her back together according to his design. He ashed his clove cigarette then looked up to Adeline who sat on his desk, them to Ember.

"Well, here's the scoop. No police. No hospitals. Just field medicine. Which...it says here you're trained in. Good. Good. If you have a problem with anything you talk to me, Jonny ( ic: @sixbulletprayer rp: @jokcrmvggot ), or Adeline. No police. No hospitals. Understood?" He clarifies.

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@emberocrpblog

Joker looks up from his desk, he had been interviewing doctors for his crew for a month. And each one was too headstrong to take any root in his system of operations. But Ember...she seemed promising. He just had to break her down a little and put her back together according to his design. He ashed his clove cigarette then looked up to Adeline who sat on his desk, them to Ember.

"Well, here's the scoop. No police. No hospitals. Just field medicine. Which...it says here you're trained in. Good. Good. If you have a problem with anything you talk to me, Jonny ( ic: @sixbulletprayer rp: @jokcrmvggot ), or Adeline. No police. No hospitals. Understood?" He clarifies.