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oh you wanted T as in testosterone. i thought you meant T as in T-virus resident evil. well the good news is that you're still gonna transform at least

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what's your "if I won the lottery I wouldn't tell anyone but there would be signs" thing? mine is getting a fully green kitchen

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stealing packages off peoples porch has to be simultaneously one of the dumbest and most mean-spirited crimes out there. you dont even know what it is you stupid idiot. youre just taking for the sake of taking. genuinely fall down a flight of stairs

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i want to- *remembers suicide jokes only worsen my mental health* kill someone else

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Saw a Wedge Tailed Eagle!!!!!!

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you my friend are eating dire sandwich with struggle sauce

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Time to meets lil Quokkas?

I wish! Quokkas only live on a couple of islands on the West coast, I think. So one day, but not this time.

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This is living, Barry

I'm in the Australian wilderness....

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I'm in the Australian wilderness....

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Google searching yourself? Nah, Real Egotists go hard in online games when the enemy team has a guy with ttv/ in their name then search the twitch vods later to see if the stomping was done in front of an audience

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i just saw someone describe a disabled person as "someone with beautiful abilities" i cannot do this anymore

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It fucks with me that dog intelligence is tested with obedience tests, so there's a significant bias towards compliant dog breeds. Dogs that are intelligent enough to understand what is being asked of them, but are too headstrong and/or independent to go through with it, get lumped up with the dogs that might want to do what people ask them to do, but are too stupid to understand the assignment.

And it fucks with me that chihuahuas are actually quite intelligent. They're not stressed and angry because they're too stupid to understand what's going on. They understand exactly what's going on, and that's why they're so angry and stressed.

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katarina du couteau - welcome to noxus (x)