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btw ben survives getting impaled by a railing and he makes it out of the alleyway and he has character development and he lives happily ever after because I said so!!! ☺️

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♡ : sigma sigma on the wall,, who’s the skibidiest of them all?

- its ben. he’s the sigma alpha rizzler

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Right now i need a fat blunt in between my lips a twisted tea in my left hand and a hot 6'5 short tempered man in the right hand and then i just maybe i can go to sleep

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I've never understood why people were mad at Ben for sneaking supplies to the bandits. It was actually for the best in the long run that he did and PLEASE hear me out

They would've attacked MUCH sooner if he didn't do that, and everything that followed would've happened anyways. Duck would've been bitten, Katjaa would've committed suicide, all of that would've happened regardless because they would've attacked regardless.

But you know what would've been different?

The group would've never met Omid and Christa. It was because of that perfect timing the group came across them.

This means if Ben did not sneak supplies to the bandits but everything else happened normally, Clementine would've been completely alone at the end of the game

And this all already depends on if the RV was fixed by the time the bandits would've attacked earlier

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bros just a guy

ben paul haters r so funny to me because all of them are like “i fucking HATE ben hes a worthless piece of shit i wish nothing but agony upon him and i dropped him in the bell tower so i could watch him DIE SCREAMING 😡😡” and then this is literally the guy in question

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SAVE ME BEN PAUL !! SAVE ME

~~ the fact it’s off beat is killing me, guys shoot me ~~

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BEN PLEASEEEEEE NOOOOO

BEN NO!!!!! BEN DON’T GET UP THERE!!!!!! IT’S NOT GONNA HOLD YOU!!!!!! BEN!!!!!!!

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i got so drunk last night i fell off a ledge and lowkey felt like this

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y’all it looked better in my brain

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long hair ben paul... let me save u... long hair ben paul...

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just got diagnosed with pcos.. tf you mean i gotta cut smoking outta my diet

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what do y’all know about ben paul !!

(first ever edit im sorry yall)

credits to @babygirlbenpaul for first pic <3

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this user loves ben paul

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-paris hilton

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I miss you on the bus, I miss you at work, I miss you on my break, I miss you when I'm talking to anyone other than you, I miss you when I walk alone, I miss you when I do groceries alone, I miss you on the way home, I miss you when I see couples holding hands, I miss you.