smellslikeonedirection
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Harry and Louis have never actually kissed. They’ve tried for 12 years but both of them are uncoordinated enough that their lips have never successfully touched. Poor guys.
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zayns song has been on soundcloud since october 2024 apparently
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Zara commented on Lottie's birthday post
#if someone I had been dating for 5 minutes took over talking to my fucking sibling for me#on my behalf#let alone as tight as Louis is with his#I would..... not like it#< prev tags#!!!#i feel like they think it makes them look more like a serious couple#but idk maybe it's just me but as an adult in a serious relationship ...#it looks like either a very immature understanding of a serious relationship#or it makes her look like she's trying too hard
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What happened to “private” and “stepping back from social media”?
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How gay does an album have to be to require this amount of ✨that✨ fr? Like damn is he detailing every time he’s had sex with a man or what? Doing too much I fear. Suppose this is what happens when he can’t make Niall sing the gay parts 😭
WHEN HE CANT MAKE NIALL SING THE GAY PARTS IM CRYING LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO
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I saw one of yall asking for a Louis selfie today.... Please be more specific next time when manifesting bc this isn't the type of selfie we need😭😭😭
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#it's even just a single post??#i assumed it was part of a carousel until i went to look for myself#i feel like the obvious MUCH more normal seeming approach#is to post a photo dump that includes other pictures#probably not even have this one as the cover
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who is in their 30s taking an arm-out photo of themselves kissing their girlfriend and then posting that picture on instagram. i feel like i've just seen a myspace relic.
#for anyone else who was the specific blend of mentally unwell#that meant they were really into the slavoj zizek commentary for a&f quarterly#brands used to actually do cool shit sometimes#anyway.#just something i always mull over when i see people make content out of their relationship#(closeting aside. pr aside. i think this happens in real relationships in the age of social media too.)#(it makes me sad.)
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who is in their 30s taking an arm-out photo of themselves kissing their girlfriend and then posting that picture on instagram. i feel like i've just seen a myspace relic.
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wait lets not laugh too much because they could do a Shawn and Camila 😭
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High school theater teachers everywhere are gonna use this for reference for all the kids too scared to do a real kiss.
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i always think, it's not that hard to look like a normal celebrity couple, and what does it even mean to look like a couple anyway. and then i looked at that picture and was like, well. not like that.
#genuinely i don't think i have ever seen anyone worse at performing heterosexuality than louis tomlinson#even louis-specific things aside#if one of my friends posted a picture like that with their partner#my group chats would be putting money on their breakup/divorce timeline
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Louis liked Charles Leclerc’s post on Instagram. (3 August 2025)
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#the biggest sign that louis is as enamored of italy as harry is#is louis being a massive lecfosi#lmao#this man reflexively supports brits at all other times#this year you've got a british team leading the constructors#with a british driver#and even a british driver at ferrari#but no.#louis is out here putting himself through the pain and suffering that comes with being lecfosi#so italian of him
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not to scare anyone but-
...his electric guitar is next to him there.
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can we see this sight on stage pls?!🕯️🕯️
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Louis liked Sabrina Carpenter’s post on Instagram! (1 August 2025)
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