smells-like-trouble
gay as a maypole
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20 y/o | the name's Jaime :] | mexican | they/them + he/him | trans of gender, homo of sexual | multi-fandom mess, 90-ish% of posts are queued. stay if you wanna! | ask box is open! :)
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smells-like-trouble · 14 days ago
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ok, because i just saw a terrible take, i feel compelled to say that there is no "fic market" to "oversaturate" in fandom. good gravy.
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smells-like-trouble · 16 days ago
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they find each other in every universe
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smells-like-trouble · 18 days ago
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Listen, I know, you all have been seeing fundraiser posts all day long. I've seen people complain that the tags for Palestine are "unusable" now because… genocide victims use it to find aid to survive.
Thing is, those posts will be here until Israel ceases it's aggression. And Palestinians will need your aid as far as they are left with no income and besieged. I've tried reaching out to other platforms, and Tumblr is still the best place for at least Falastin (Gazan who I spotlight for more than 2 months) to get donations; because here you don't need thousands of followers to get interactions. And at least we get one in ten response here; on other platforms both of us don't get any.
So yes, a dying website for fandom is her best bet to save her family right now. We don't speak of evacuation anymore (even though we hope for it), this is a battle for day-to-day survival. The prices in Gaza are increasing every hour, and they have no income and Falastin has gone into multiple debts to help them before starting the campaign in June. And yes, she receives more attention now but her family is still in starvation - she tries to support 26 people now, since her cousin was martyred and his 2 children joined 24 of her family in Al-Mawasy.
Yes, they should get free aid from all those countless non-profits that raise millions. But if they see something labelled as "aid" it is because they have bought it themselves. Yes, you can see (and maybe touch!) aid if you subject yourself to hours-long queues and/or humiliation of being a part of a photoshoot. They also said that the aid they get is stale at best and spoiled at worst; and that's again, if they get it.
Yes, there are grassroots organizations but they cannot reach everyone, because they are in small teams and they don't receive a lot of funds. And you can of course donate to them to try "fix" this; but please do not think that it means individual fundraisers are not worth supporting. I did not see any evidence of individual fundraisers "taking" money from others; on the contrary, when Falastin's fundraiser struggles, I see others struggle too. When we celebrate a good day of donations we celebrate it with others too.
And I could talk about Harris campaign get 1 billion in donations and still receiving them or how AO3 got 200k in a couple of days; but the post is getting too long.
Anyway. Please consider donating to Falastin's campaign; the money would buy food and water first, shelter and clothes for the winter second. There's a raffle for hand-made Palestinian thobe that Falastin's friend makes (LINK); and please follow her here.
Donate via Gofundme (in SEK! check rates below please): LINK
10$ = 108 SEK
25$ = 272 SEK
50$ = 544 SEK
100$ = 1,088 SEK
Donate via PayPal (in USD): LINK
Vetting info: #282 in El-Shab-Hussein and Nabulsi's spreadsheet [here], #957 in the Butterfly Project spreadsheet [here]
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smells-like-trouble · 19 days ago
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smells-like-trouble · 21 days ago
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Happy Halloween everyone !✨️✨️✨️✨️
I released it early because I really couldn’t wait any longer(I was a bit busy all October and tried to draw some Halloween doodles🕺)
I particularly like the classic idea of ​​the Ambrosius werewolf and the Ballister vampire. Here Nimona is a being similar to Frankenstein (a combination), and the three of them are a strange little little monster family.
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This is a cute little bit of knowledge that I accidentally learned. 🐕
When a wolf expresses intimacy with its partner, it will gently bite its nose or face to express love and protection.
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Regarding Nimona's body🔪
it is made up of a lot of meat from different places. How and why it comes together is unknown. Physically, it seems to be temporarily put together with very rough sutures.
So sometimes when Nimona's body falls off accidentally, Ballister will help sew it back up (the parts he sewed have also become much stronger).
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Finally, there is the eating habits of the three. 🍴
As for Ambrosius and Ballister, most of their food sources come from meat markets and underground hospitals. Ambrosius is still adapting to the taste of raw meat, while Ballister only needs a small amount of blood to survive.
(He can even drink coffee as a temporary substitute, and he also said that adding a small amount of blood to the coffee can make the coffee taste stronger)
And Nimona? Of course she can eat anything, and I am not lying when I say anything. She can even chew and swallow small metals. Her fangs are very hard and sharp, and she can bite off anything in her mouth (by the way, there is a knife stuck in her head, which can be removed, but she will keep it there for "personal style")
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That's all!
I love this little monster family
Maybe I can do more short stories about them when I have time in the future!
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smells-like-trouble · 21 days ago
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smells-like-trouble · 21 days ago
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Feliz día de Muertos, + Khaji Da with pan de muerto
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smells-like-trouble · 21 days ago
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Some Insomniac Parksborn
Originally posted on Twitter(Nov '23 – Feb '24👇
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smells-like-trouble · 21 days ago
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I hate that thing some people do where it's like. "I left my wallet on the table to see if you'd say anything" or "I wanted to see if you'd wash the car if I stopped doing it"
Cause like
I dont know about anyone else
But I am perpetually hovering three inches above the strong subconscious belief that everyone knows what they're doing at all times except me, so if you change your normal patterns and I notice, then I will assume it is an intentional choice with a thought-out plan behind it and I will avoid interfering
And if I don't notice, because I won't, because why would I, because not much bothers me and if you don't say anything to indicate you are bothered then how would I KNOW
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smells-like-trouble · 21 days ago
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JACOB ANDERSON Photographed by Eli Schmdit | Men's Health Magazine
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smells-like-trouble · 22 days ago
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vampire buddies :3
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smells-like-trouble · 22 days ago
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smells-like-trouble · 22 days ago
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TIP:
This holiday season, if you know someone who likes house plants,
DON'T
get them a houseplant. DO NOT.
instead, get them a NICE, MEDIUM-LARGE, AESTHETIC, BOTTOM-DRAINING, INDOOR
POT.
that is what they want. that is what they dream of. ok? thats what will be most useful and appreciated. in fact, if you can, get them a CUTE MATCHING SET. OF POTS!!!! NOT PLANTS, POTS!!!!!!!!
they may be more excited initially about the plant. that is true. but a pot is a gift that they will go home and use to upsize one of their already beloved houseplants, and every time they look at it they will remember how much they appreciate you.
HOUSEPLANT:
- they already have so many
- needs to be watered
- takes up window space
- comes in a pot thats already too small, needs to be upsized, costing money
- can die
AESTHETIC POT
- lets them care for an existing plant they own
- they will be grateful every time they see it in their home
- does not take up window space not already occupied by a plant
- can be wrapped without dying or spilling dirt everywhere
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smells-like-trouble · 23 days ago
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OLDEST TRICK IN THE BOOK 👻
No shock who I’m dressed as…
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smells-like-trouble · 25 days ago
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Día de los muertos just happened and I just had to share these. I like to think that Lydia is Mexican American
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smells-like-trouble · 29 days ago
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🎃 Just some inconspicuous cats committing acts of spooky boops!! 🎃
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smells-like-trouble · 29 days ago
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I neko atsume'd the new boop cats
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