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being obsessed with a character is so fucking embarrassing like I'll be getting dressed in the morning like "I bet the 12th doctor would wear these socks" bitch shut the fuck up

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Know a distraction when you see one.

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We live in the cursed timeline

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Wait… Isn’t Ed Balls day coming up? ED BALLS DAY, I HAVE TO GET READY TO CELEBRATE 

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I’m glad John Mulaney is doing better again, but does anyone know why all of his shows have a Capri-sun on the stool instead of a bottle of water now?

Seriously, it’s been like every single show and every time he stops to drink one he says “it’s Tuesday o’clock somewhere”

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the next big Marvel villain is gonna be named “Killworker” or something and his catchphrase is gonna be “workers of the world unite, we have nothing to lose but our chains” and he’s gonna slit a child’s throat as he says it

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I'm actually incredibly gender conforming. the gender I'm conforming to is just previously unheard of and only I have it

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don't trust a man whos over 5'9. female trait.

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hate when you reblog a random cropped aesthetic post and some fool comes in your inbox like “this is from an incest hentai ye wee cunting man and if it isnt deleted by 2 pm yer callout will be strewn about the daily post” like aye how was i supposed tae know, and a better question why do you know this sire

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munchausen syndrome is what hansel and gretel had

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who is “carl marks”

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what the fuck

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just resurrected cobra starship at claire’s

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evil bruce springsteen YOURE on fire

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so how about that guardian idiot thinking there was a part in 1984 about tiny trains

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I never remember when lesbian day of visibility is. You could tell me it was literally any day, probably multiple times a year, and I would believe you